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  Fun With Easter Eggs

  by FreeRangeChicken in

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  here's how to find an easter egg hidden in the "minesweeper" game that comes with windows:.

  * open "minesweeper" (start / programs / accessories / games / minesweeper).

  * type "xyzzy.".

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  FreeRangeChicken

  Here's how to find an Easter egg hidden in the "Minesweeper" game that comes with Windows:
  * Open "Minesweeper" (Start / Programs / Accessories / Games / Minesweeper)
  * Type "xyzzy."
  * Press the left Shift key.
  * Begin playing while keeping an eye on the top left pixel on your computer screen. That pixel will change color based on whether your mouse pointer is over an innocuous cell or one containing a bomb. Congratulate yourself for being an eggstra-ordinary "Minesweeper" player!

  Here's where you can find more: http://eggheaven2000.com

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  Edited by - FreeRangeChicken on 22 July 2002 12:32:26

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  Edited by - FreeRangeChicken on 22 July 2002 14:35:34
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  free-associating on "my crush"

  by FreeRangeChicken in

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  you glow in my heart .

  like the flames of uncounted candles.

  but when i go to warm my hands, .

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  oh, well, this stuff's just really a composite of things i have found and just sort of stored in my mind somewhere and then something makes you recall them and then you just start typing it out. i am the only person i know who gets tongue-tied in chatrooms, how funny is that. once there was a lag from my end and in response to "?" i think i said something like i was "stumbling against the tables and chairs" and that's why it got quiet on my end. and why. it is just cyberspace after all...
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  free-associating on "my crush"

  by FreeRangeChicken in

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  you glow in my heart .

  like the flames of uncounted candles.

  but when i go to warm my hands, .

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  FreeRangeChicken

  You glow in my heart
  Like the flames of uncounted candles.
  But when I go to warm my hands,
  My clumsiness overturns the light
  And then I stumble
  Against the tables and chairs.

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  If I never met you, I would have dreamt you into being.
  ~ Sebastian Chantoix ~

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  Some people, like flowers, give pleasure just by being.

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  You have the right to remain silent, anything that you say as I hold you against me will forever be a secret between us. - Perfect Strangers, You Have The Right To Remain Silent

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  Life takes its toll. Please have exact change.

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  There is no personal problem that can't be solved by proper use of high explosives.

  Edited by - FreeRangeChicken on 21 July 2002 13:1:35
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  has YOU KNOW finally gone?

  by searchfothetruth in

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  i say with mixed feelings and fingers crossed, but i haven't read any of you knows totally stupid and un-thought provoking posts the last few days and i was wondering if he had finally realised what a total moron he sounds or whether simon has done the decent thing and blocked the idiot from posting...or is it just wishfull thinking on my part???

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  FreeRangeChicken

  don't encourage him
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  Adjusting underwear in public & other crap

  by Leander in

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  have you ever been somewhere in public and without any warning what so ever your underwear decides to place you in a german suplex?

  i was a victim this afternoon at lunch, i was in the middle of the cafeteria and i got so tangled up that even certain hairs were intertwined.

  i felt like screaming, somehow i managed to ease my way to the washroom and straighten out matters.. i'm throwing out all my briefs when i get home.

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  Hey Free Range Chook - Oh yes there is myrrh. You can get it at better suppliers of perfume essences. In Atlanta, that would be Scents 'n' Suds. Watch out for phony myrrh. The real stuff has a rich, heady aroma and should cost about $12.00 per quarter ounce. Ask to see the big bottle the supply came in. If you want to experience myrrh and can't find any, write to me at my email address. Everyone should have the pleasure of experiencing this ancient and beautiful scent. There's Frankincense, too.

  i did email you, but you never wrote back

  i will try again...
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  Adjusting underwear in public & other crap

  by Leander in

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  have you ever been somewhere in public and without any warning what so ever your underwear decides to place you in a german suplex?

  i was a victim this afternoon at lunch, i was in the middle of the cafeteria and i got so tangled up that even certain hairs were intertwined.

  i felt like screaming, somehow i managed to ease my way to the washroom and straighten out matters.. i'm throwing out all my briefs when i get home.

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  FreeRangeChicken

  Shaving however leaves little bumps...

  bumps, in my opinion, are not good. you must use a very good astringent splash immediately afterwards, like clinique clarifying astringent. just be very careful about applying it. plus it leaves a very nice tingly sensation. then just apply a mild lotion, and you're all set.

  now, about these granny panties. i have never heard of those. are they cute? i just wear garden-variety bikini panties, nothing special. i only wear thong panties when i am dressing for a man... wearing them all the time would drive me crazy. god can you believe we're posting all this stuff here? and i haven't even been drinking... p.s. on men, i like boxers over briefs.
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  Adjusting underwear in public & other crap

  by Leander in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  have you ever been somewhere in public and without any warning what so ever your underwear decides to place you in a german suplex?

  i was a victim this afternoon at lunch, i was in the middle of the cafeteria and i got so tangled up that even certain hairs were intertwined.

  i felt like screaming, somehow i managed to ease my way to the washroom and straighten out matters.. i'm throwing out all my briefs when i get home.

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  FreeRangeChicken

  I got so tangled up that even certain hairs were intertwined

  try "sugaring". ancient egyptian women used to remove hair from even the most delicate parts of their bodies by mixing honey, sugar and spices (like mhyrr, which we don't have) and boiling it until it reached a certain consistency. they would then apply the warm goo and strip it off with a soft cloth. the modern-day equivalent of this is called "Nadz", available at most walgreen's across america. shaving works well also...
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  spice girl

  by FreeRangeChicken in

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  ~~~there's a message for you over in the suggestion box.

  oops:.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=32295&page=1&site=3#428894edited by - freerangechicken on 19 july 2002 14:37:38.

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  FreeRangeChicken

  wonder no more... 'tis you.
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  spice girl

  by FreeRangeChicken in

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  ~~~there's a message for you over in the suggestion box.

  oops:.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=32295&page=1&site=3#428894edited by - freerangechicken on 19 july 2002 14:37:38.

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  FreeRangeChicken

  ~~~there's a message for you over in the suggestion box.

  oops:

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=32295&page=1&site=3#428894

  Edited by - FreeRangeChicken on 19 July 2002 14:37:38
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  Things that annoy - - in general - -

  by Dizzy Cat in

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  i am a person who can get very wound up when simply moving through the city i live in and today was no exception ... grrrrr ... things that annoy me about other peoples behaviour:

  spitting on the pavement!

  - repeated spitting - step, spit, step, spit !

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  FreeRangeChicken

  oog. now i'm all depressed...