You are so right. It is all about the hours.
I was asked twice to be a ministerial serpent. Both times I had "double digit" hours as the circuit over sneer said.
The watchtower article yesterday was really telling elders that they weren't doing their job grooming men to reach out. After the meeting I had a couple elders be nice to me that usually ignore me. I guess the guilt got to them.
If they want elders to recruit men for position in the congregation they should allow them to count the time they spend in the training/grooming work