When elders try to guilt shame, threaten, scare me with their Armageddon fantasies and how close we are I would love to tell them:
Yes brother, Armageddon is much closer than we both realize. I can’t wait for this wicked world to be over. When I’m on the other side and if by chance you don’t make it I’ll make sure you are given a proper burial.
Wait for his reaction, then laugh and say just kidding.