" I'll go and eat a bowl of brussell sprouts."
I almost FELL out of my chair laughing so hard!
In seriousness:
watersprout: *Grabs the bowl of brussel sprouts off BP an throws them into the fire*
Commandment #82879 THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBORS BRUSSEL SPROUTS!
*gives broken a new bowl* *talks like a grandma* make sure you eat all your greens
Me