Posts by Petraglyph

Sawaveh Vezhhzev
@SawavehVezhhzev
My name is Sawaveh LuvRawrz Vezhhzev. I'm an independent singer, who writes his own songs. I am a Jehovah's Witness.

https://sites.google.com/site/sawavehvezhhzev/

[JehovahsChosen]
Hello and welcome to the current, updated, and new website for [JehovahsChosen]
Let me explain who we are by a little Q&A
-Who are we?
We are a Christian sect not related to Jehovah's Witness. However we all agree on God's personal name is Jehovah.
-Is [JehovahsChosen] a Cult?
Yes, we are a Cult based on the Bible and it's many translations. We are the best, most correct, most accurate, friendly, and true Christians.
-Do we belive in Karama?
Yes, yes we do indeed belive in Karma. Do good things and good things will come back. Bad things happen to good people because it's Jehovah's Will and he wants you to learn a lession. God created everything; therefore, he created Karma. We agree on a non-traditional and personalized version of Karma. Karma is a Godess married to Jehovah.
-Who is the Cult Leader?
Sawaveh LuvRawrz Vezhhzev
-Do we celebrate Holidays and Birthdays?
Of course we do, we love to celebrate, yet we try to limit the amount of Pegan Holidays we follow.
-Is there a Hell and Heaven?
Yes there is. Non-belivers will go to Hell. Some belivers might go to Hell once they die. Most [JehovahsChosen] will live forever in Heaven with God, Jesus, The Saints, and other belivers.
-Do we have a Soul or Spirit.
We do. We use those terms as if they mean the same thing.
-How old is our planet Earth?
However old scientists belive it is.
-Can anyone join [JehovahsChosen]?
Yes. Anyone can join our Blessed Cult.
-Am I God Jehovah?
No, I'm a self proclaimed Prophet. I belive it is Jehovah's Will for me to become the greatest Prophet
-What are the followers called?

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sn71cq

Sawaveh Vezhhzev · @SawavehVezhhzev
5th Aug 2015 from TwitLonger
Us Jehovah's Witnesses have to be
Focusing on are studies and prayer,
Being the best that we can be,

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I think I was off the day they taught ...

by Simon in

does anyone else have those things that everyone else seems to know ... except you?

it's like you were off the day it was taught in school and you don't know that you don't know about it.

but everyone else does.. i have a couple .... first, days of the month.

Petraglyph

I'll just leave this here... ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

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How Comfortable Are The Governing Body At Headquarter After This Massive Lay Off?

by Brokeback Watchtower in

this lay off and all the child molestation lawsuits coming to a head with more lay off in the wings.

i'm sure there is a lot of concern going on among those still there.

i'm sure a lot are finding out for the first time that the governing body are all frauds by doing secure internet searches to find out just how much they been had by these villans , i think the situation could be dangerous (the possibility exist).

Petraglyph

@Half Banana, that's exactly the thought that came to my mind also.

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Largest BOE file in existence - updated as of November 2015

by WTS Archive in

courtesy of atlantis, largest boe file ever compiled has been updated (see previous version here).. to download it, visit: http://www.filedropper.com/1905-2016-boe-file.

click on gray "download this file" button, then solve the captcha and enjoy the massive, 1.2 gb file containing nerly every secret letter and document watchtower society published since 1905 up until now..

Petraglyph

Filedropper link 'finished' after 259Mb :/

Google Drive link worked :)

Thank you!

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i think the terrorists get the better end of the deal

by nowwhat? in

the terrorists get 77 virgins in paradise wheras the victims only get a panda and a table full of vegetables.

just sayin'

Petraglyph

It's 72 virgins.

What they don't say is that it's 72 former terrorists.

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2015 10-20-BOE!

by Atlantis in

2015, 10/20/boe.. .. re: making wise use of printed magazines.. .. page 2: .

this postscript should neither be read to the congregation nor be posted .

on the information board.. .

Petraglyph

JeffT: I suspect this has to do with employment law and liability.

I was thinking along exactly those lines.

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Hello!

by josephus in

jw
friends

i haven't been around in some time, i used to post under the name "josephus" many years ago back when the late great farkel.

i have returned recently and have a youtube channel called "thegreatapostate!

i am very pleased with it and hope you'll have a look.

Petraglyph

@Vanderhoven7 that's a really powerful graphic. I'd like to see that being used a lot more.

The thought occurs to me to replace the sign at the local KH and see how long it takes them to notice ;)

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ANNOUNCEMENT CLIP ...2015 Annual meeting Sam Herd confirming what we knew a month ago about slow down and halt of worldwide construction

by Watchtower-Free in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_h68ktwpim&feature=youtu.be.

Petraglyph

Highlighting some of his micro-gestures...

00:56 …Kingdom Halls will continue to be built [At 00:59 notice his expression change!]

01:06 In addition, all branches have been asked to reduce the size of their Bethel family. [What absolute hypocrites! A family does not get reduced during hard times. A family pulls together during hard times. 'Family' is just a word they use to sound friendly and loving when the evidence suggests the opposite is the case.]

01:18 We will continue to support special pioneers and temporary special pioneers in developing lands [again, notice his expression change at 01:26!]

03:16 It must be acknowledged that the kingdom work is expanding at an accelerated pace. [notice his head shake when he says 'pace']

04:00 We desire to give priority to those activities that contribute the most to the spiritual welfare… [04:05 notice his head shake when he says 'spiritual welfare']

04:40 …it will help our brothers keep up with our spiritual provisions [04:44 notice his expression change after saying 'spiritual provisions']

05:34 …your brothers, Governing <pause> Body [very unusual enunciation. And look at his expression immediately after saying 'Body', almost a look of disgust.]