PEdophile Congregation of JW's......that would be a good way to deface the signs at the enterances of the KH
knighthawk1981
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New name for WBTS?!? *and boobies
by LizardSnot inthe watchtower bible and tract society has changed its name to....tada.... christian congregation of jehovah's witnesses.
did we just create a sect?.
is this new name not to be confused with the following?:.
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I DISTRIBUTED 1,000 FLYERS!
by Mary ini'm tired as hell today.
yesterday, i typed up a flyer saying how jehovah's witnesses' protect pedophiles, and how many who have spoken out trying to protect children from wt policy have been excommunicated from the church.
i didn't want to make it too long, but i ended by saying "how would you feel if on saturday morning, a knock comes to the door and your 6 year old runs to open it.
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im printing one out and putting it on my dorm door!
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Kitty-Kats are of.....SATAN? So sayeth the dub!
by knighthawk1981 inyou guys and gals have to read this...it's hillarious!.
http://www.angelfire.com/ky/proclaimer/cat.htm
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knighthawk1981
yes they are crazy...thats why we need to protest at local kingdom halls when most of them will be there
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SURVEY *Question RE: Disfellowshipping *
by zev inhave any of you here, either by word of mouth or personal experience, heard of entire congregations being disfellowshipped, or nearly entire congregations, like say 50% or more?
thank you for your support in this all important survey .
from apostate central, ri .
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knighthawk1981
this might work....we'll drop porno, alcohol, apostate material in the middle of KH's....that might get rid of a whole cong
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what is the issue with smurfs?
by knighthawk1981 inhi...i was wondering why jw's think smurfs are evil?
also what is a dub?
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knighthawk1981
i thought of a comic that cracked on JW's very briefy....it was ultimate x-men 7 maybe 8 but im pretty sure it was 7....you can read it for free on marvel.com
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Kitty-Kats are of.....SATAN? So sayeth the dub!
by knighthawk1981 inyou guys and gals have to read this...it's hillarious!.
http://www.angelfire.com/ky/proclaimer/cat.htm
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knighthawk1981
i knew it wasnt a society publication. however, i did think it was from an elder or circuit overseer...they are pretty whacked....the truly funny thing is that some dubs thought this guy might be right but they would wait on the society to make a decision....god cant these folks make up there own mind?
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Kitty-Kats are of.....SATAN? So sayeth the dub!
by knighthawk1981 inyou guys and gals have to read this...it's hillarious!.
http://www.angelfire.com/ky/proclaimer/cat.htm
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knighthawk1981
i found it on some circuit overseer's website...trust me the society men are capable of this...it's a little known fact that Hitler banned house cats during his reign...the watchtower is as capable of the same evil
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Kitty-Kats are of.....SATAN? So sayeth the dub!
by knighthawk1981 inyou guys and gals have to read this...it's hillarious!.
http://www.angelfire.com/ky/proclaimer/cat.htm
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knighthawk1981
rim going to give two of the highlights from the article
Are we not grateful for this insight on God's viewpoint regarding such matters? True worshipers follow closely God's mandates on cleanness to their eternal benefit! Sister N.K. from Virginia, U.S.A. tells us that since getting rid of her cat, she has not had to be preoccupied with cleaning the litter box or wasting valuable time better spent pursuing kingdom interests with the burden of purchasing cat food. This has allowed her to become a full-time pioneer; she finds that it is now easier to meet her allotted hours in field service. Godwin, a brother from Sierra Leone, puts it this way: 'I'm so grateful that God's organization is kept clean! It has freed me from the burden of owning a cat and all the spiritual pitfalls and financial commitments that go with it. I hope all the brothers will realize how the Devil subtly uses cats to corrupt and distract us from the disciple-making work.' (Matt. 24:14). What fine examples of faithfulness!
Additionally, cats practice many unclean habits not befitting a Christian household: coughing up fur balls, licking inappropriate body areas on their own bodies (inappropriate handling) and even, in some cases, on the bodies of their human owners (wrongful motive?), urination on the floor, vocal and blatant promiscuity (unknown to any other species, all others being endowed with Godly chastity and decorum) and widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, substance abuse of catnip (an intoxicating herb) which produces conditions akin to drunkenness, stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness and the employment of devices not known to have been used by Jesus, the conducting of its unholy business under the cover of the darkness of night, and so on. What sort of example does this give our young ones endeavoring to faithfully serve Jehovah? The Bible clearly shows that 'neither fornicators .. nor thieves .. nor drunkards .. nor revilers .. will inherit the Kingdom.' (1 Cor. 6:9-11)
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Kitty-Kats are of.....SATAN? So sayeth the dub!
by knighthawk1981 inyou guys and gals have to read this...it's hillarious!.
http://www.angelfire.com/ky/proclaimer/cat.htm
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knighthawk1981
you guys and gals have to read this...it's hillarious!
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declare war on the WT!
by knighthawk1981 inbeing that not many of us will be able to make it into new york in sept to protest...i have a better idea...i say we protest at local kingdom halls on that same day of the ny protest!
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knighthawk1981
if there isnt one in gainesville, FL...I'll organize one....being that this is a college town people will prtest anything. I've seen protests against the death penalty and sanctions against Iraq....I'm sure someone will prtest those nasty pedophiles