"Dear Brothers!" What about the sisters?!!!!
"Large army of women" sniggers as a few kids heard it as "army of large women"
"Isn't it sad..." how the apostates have a great time while we're stuck here wasting our lives away
"Christmas is just about materialism" - yeah and materialism at xmas is sooooooo good.
"Birthdays in the bible were always linked to beheading or death" yup and so were many of the battles - in fact those holy wars from God were often genocide. Birthdays are about kids having great fun not beheading - seriously wtf - sorry jimmy you can't go to your friends birthday - someone will lose their head?!
"money doesn't make you happy" - lack of it can sure make you miserable.
"this generation will by no means pass away" did i actually believe that bull?
"spiritually uplifting" wasn't that supposed to happen in 1935?