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  I am annointed ... bow down to me!

  by kenpodragon in

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  i am now anointed.

  the lady of the lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft my anointment in the form of a sword from the bosom of the water signifying by divine providence that i, dragon, was now anointed.

  no i did not do it by exploiting the workers!

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  Who was the moistened bitch?
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  Tattoos and Piercings

  by SpiceItUp in

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  ok......fess up....who's got em and who wants em?

  i myself have two tattoos ( i will post pics of them later tonight).

  i have one on my shoulder - it the face of a cat, i call it my egyptian cat because the face is very concise.

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  mmmm tongue piercings!! I always thought they were lame until I actually found a guy who had one...GOOD LORD ABOVE! Yowza!

  No tats for me, I am far too chicken. Plus I can never make up my mind what I want. I asked my sis (who is very artistically inclined) to design me a tat and she refused saying and I quote "tattoos are nasty I refuse to help you get one" LOL! She so crazy! I have considered getting Lint Trap printed under my belly button. (My friend Brian offered to pay for it if I did cuz he thought it was so funny-but I chickened) I also toyed with the idea of a bullseye on my right ass cheeck, and I don't know why but I think like a housefly on the back of my neck would be niffty...

  Piercings-just my ears right now. I used to have my belly button piereced back when I was 16 and actually had abs--I also had my right nipple pierced. All I can say is OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH! Not to mention I walked around *ahem* lopsided if you will, (think about it, you'll figure out what I mean) It sucked having a constant reminder that "Hey there is a chunck of metal in my nipple" No-would never do it again, and advise any thinking about it, to ponder how sensitive your nipples are already.

  Edited by - joannadandy on 17 July 2002 17:57:17
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  And when I'm dead...dead and gone....

  by hillary_step in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was having one of my daily discussions about death ( happy soul that i am ) with mrs. step at breakfast this morning and asked her a profound question:.

  one month after i have died, how will people describe me.

  this is the answer that i was expecting :.

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  "dibs on her shoes"
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  Favorite Football team?

  by WildTurkey in

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  ok guys and dolls, american football will start in a couple months, so who is the team you pull for?.

  ok i know i will get shit for this but go cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  i love the dallas cowboys

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  What's wrong with cheering for a team that chokes? I am nothing if not loyal. Did I say I love Randy Moss? Never you can read my other posts in this thread, did I say losing Robert Smith helped us any-nope. You are wrong about Cris Carter, he sucked ass(just this past year)--so much so no one else wanted him.

  So excuse me while I enjoy my hometown team...

  Have a nice day!
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  Favorite Football team?

  by WildTurkey in

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  ok guys and dolls, american football will start in a couple months, so who is the team you pull for?.

  ok i know i will get shit for this but go cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  i love the dallas cowboys

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  Hmmm--one has to wonder why Reborn is so testy...if the Vikings suck so bad, the aren't a threat to anyone, so why the rage Reborn?
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  Favorite Football team?

  by WildTurkey in

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  ok guys and dolls, american football will start in a couple months, so who is the team you pull for?.

  ok i know i will get shit for this but go cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  i love the dallas cowboys

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  Are you sure you can handle that? I mean I wouldn't want you to get a cramp or something. It's a lot of hard work to get a touchdown, and the point after is no gurantee...are you really sure? HAHA!
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  Lets use our freedom of speech!!!!!!!!

  by haujobbz in

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  i think its about time we do something about jws organisation,we must take a stand and not hold back and the more of us that do it the better, otherwise there just going to get away with it in time.we must show these so called christians that we are powerful even if we r a minority.im up to making a stand by protest at assemblys.congregations etc.

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  HAHAHA Bad!

  I want one! Let me know when you have them printed up!
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  Favorite Football team?

  by WildTurkey in

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  ok guys and dolls, american football will start in a couple months, so who is the team you pull for?.

  ok i know i will get shit for this but go cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  i love the dallas cowboys

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  JanH all this horn talk has me all turned on, let's go wrestle in some pudding
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  Nekked women

  by teejay in

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  i started to call this thread "porno" or something like that -- to get attention -- but since i don't know exactly what porno is, i thought i'd get down to the nitty gritty with the title.. here's the deal: i like looking at pics and/or live video or, if i'm lucky (or out of town) real live females who have no clothes on.

  it's not something i do all the time, but when the mood strikes.... okay.

  now, before i go any fu'tha, let me 'splain something.... i'm the type of guy that likes natural thangs.

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  First of all ya made a classic error in debate by generalizing with the y'all-implying all women. BIG OOPS! There will always be exceptions to the rules. Other than that I have no problem with what you are saying....

  Why y'all got a problem with the way we are?

  I don't mind if he looks, I know he does. I also know he is coming home with me. If however I find out that he has done more than look, ie touch, kiss, fondle, fornicate, I have a reason to be upset. But hell, I look, why would I expect him not to?

  Why y'all get so offended if you find a Playboy up on the top shelf of your husband's closet?

  I would only be upset that he wasn't sharing the porn-goodness with me, and that he thought he had to hide it from me.

  Your man don't mean *you* no harm. So, why you trippin'?

  Last I checked I didn't. And this strikes me as a misconception and stereotype that all women behave this way...
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  the ultimate "Question Box" question

  by lastcall in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  july 2002 question box : " what should we bear in mind when using cellular telephones and electronic pagers?

  this in my mind is the ultimate question in the sense that it really shows how rediculessly micro-managed we were in this religion.

  disect this one for a moment.

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  Oh my god! Tears rolled down my eyes I was laughing so hard! Eating their cell phones! HAHAHAHAHA!