Posts by joenobody

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Some twisted psychopath kidnapped my brick!!!

by Elsewhere in

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sadly i must report that shortly after my bricks were delivered to the construction site of my new house, some sick twisted psychopath went and kidnapped a brick for ransom!

granted, i must admit that there are some very suspicious circumstances surrounding the alleged "kidnapping".

i know that particular brick and he has always been a troublemaker and prone to violence.

joenobody

It can truly be said that Elsewhere is a "brick short of a full load" ;)

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Oh man! JCanon ain't got nothing on this guy...

by joenobody in

while reading the "pyramids vs. floods" thread, one poster slipped in a reference to this website: www.bibledecoded.com .

umm... after reading this for a few minutes (esp.

the history and purported interaction with the governing body) i couldn't get over just how out there the site was.

joenobody

Are you sure? The thought had actually occurred to me last night - the same type of zany writing etc. Insanity... you got a source on that or just your on postulation?

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Oh man! JCanon ain't got nothing on this guy...

by joenobody in

while reading the "pyramids vs. floods" thread, one poster slipped in a reference to this website: www.bibledecoded.com .

umm... after reading this for a few minutes (esp.

the history and purported interaction with the governing body) i couldn't get over just how out there the site was.

joenobody

hahahaha - after reading their FAQ and seeing the number of rules they have, I am pretty convinced this is an elaborate parody. The guy who put this together has WAY too much time on his hands.

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Oh man! JCanon ain't got nothing on this guy...

by joenobody in

while reading the "pyramids vs. floods" thread, one poster slipped in a reference to this website: www.bibledecoded.com .

umm... after reading this for a few minutes (esp.

the history and purported interaction with the governing body) i couldn't get over just how out there the site was.

joenobody

Here's a link to more info about Gordon Richie and the Lord's Witnesses - wacky stuff!

http://www.reachouttrust.org/regulars/articles/cult/lwitness.htm

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Oh man! JCanon ain't got nothing on this guy...

by joenobody in

while reading the "pyramids vs. floods" thread, one poster slipped in a reference to this website: www.bibledecoded.com .

umm... after reading this for a few minutes (esp.

the history and purported interaction with the governing body) i couldn't get over just how out there the site was.

joenobody

While reading the "Pyramids vs. Floods" thread, one poster slipped in a reference to this website: www.bibledecoded.com

Umm... after reading this for a few minutes (esp. the history and purported interaction with the Governing Body) I couldn't get over just how out there the site was. Is it parody? Is it serious? Very hard to say...

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QUIET signs at assemblies

by Jez in

lol...this one kills me.

again this year brothers had to walk the halls carrying signs that said "quiet please" everyone just ignores these poor embarrassed brothers.

the assemblay is going on and yet the halls are full of ppl walking, visiting, cruisin'.

joenobody

Here's a sign that might jolt people to think:

"Check Your Mind at the Door"

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Haunting music

by Simon in

i watched donnie darko a few days ago (great film) and it had a fantastic song in it at the end that is incredibly haunting.

called "mad world" by gary jules, it's a remake of a tears for fears song.

http://www.multimedia-search.com/download_mp3/gary_jules_mad_world/26376/.

joenobody

It's one of my favourite movies as well. The song is a remake of a "Tears for Fears" song - it's very haunting indeed and fits the movie perfectly.

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Refusing to eat Lucky Charms cereal...

by Confucious in

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as i sit here eat my favorite cereal for breakfast, i remember a time when it used to offend me to eat lucky charms.

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anyone else have an experience of things you used to "offend" you??

joenobody

Anyone remember the paranoia over lecithin? I remember we couldn't eat Sugar Smacks because they contained lecithin. It wasn't until someone in our congregation wrote Kelloggs and got clarification that it was SOYA lecithin and not extracted from animal blood. I was confused as hell as a young kid about how a cereal could have blood in it. Assinine stuff upon reflection.

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shunning on LIVEJOURNAL now??

by jwbot in

wow, the jw's are a real self rightous bunch (sorry about the livejournal posts, i have been bored today).. well apparently, even the "spiritually weak" jdubs on livejournal are not immune to be shunned by the holy-ones.. this woman declares to take one person off her lj friends list for their "double life".

here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/candy_mmm/57771.html.

i can only assume for this: http://www.livejournal.com/users/maidden/42648.html.

joenobody

What a bunch of DAMN fools. My some of those people are rather sanctimonious, mais non?

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What is your Favorite Scene from a Movie?

by Sweetp0985 in

i thought about this topic last night for the board when watching one of my favorite movies.. 1. the man from snowy river- the part when they are going after the expensive colt and they get to the edge of the cliff and all the other riders stop and "jim" keeps going and leaps down the cliff after the wild horses.

i absolutely love that part of the movie...everytime its on i have to watch it, if not just to see this part only.. 2. love and basketball- when she tells him she will play for his heart...awwww first time i started crying.

and then the music they had playing in the background made it even worse.

joenobody

Sound of Music: The shootout scene with the Nazis, where Liezel the incorrigible one puts a cap into an SS Officer.

Goodfellas: The big closing musical song and dance number with DeNiro and Pesci.

Return of the Jedi: Yoda's moving soliloquy on the merits of an all-Ewok diet.