Posts by joeshmoe

That was sad, sweetie. We've all lost a pet we loved. I had a wonderful dog named Gus who loved me. Unfortunately, he hated everyone else. One evening, my family had some friends over and they had brat little kid. The stupid kid was pulling on gus's ears, so he snapped at the stupid kid. Didn't bite him or anything, just growled and snapped, you know. Anyway, my folks took him the next day and had him put to sleep. they didn't even tell me what they were gonna do and I didn't find out till I got home from school. I was devestated! Honestly, I still don't think I've forgiven them, stupid as that sounds!

Anyway Moe, you definitely don't have the pet "green thumb".

I want to hear the Holly story!! C'mon, give it up. You know you wanna.

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What a wonderful world it would be...

by joannadandy in

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it just dawned on me...you can't give someone the finger if you are wearing mittens.. this may be of little importance to some of you in warm areas, but this bothers/intrigues me.

if i wanted to flip a bird while wearing mittens the person i am sending it to would just think i am angrily waving at them, and then the padded wagon of doom would come.. would more mittens in our society qwell road rage?.

i was also pondering skipping...i haven't had a good skip in ages!.

joeshmoe

joannadandy,

I'm thinking you'll have to do the old cross one arm with the other routine with mittens on. it's not as subtle, but subtlety isn't what we're going for here.

P.S. Try this while skipping, and see just how wonderful the world can be!

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Let's talk about my kids (or "pets" i...

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whew!

i was just reading an earlier thread on disciplining kids.

exhuasting!

joeshmoe

Xander,

Fuify? Fuify??!! And I thought HoneyBaby was bad!

My wife named them all, so don't rag me.

Oh I'm raggin' man. HaHaHaHaHaHa!!

1) He LOVES to try and get outside. EVERY TIME the door is cracked, he bolts for it. *BUT*, he HATES it outside.

My dogs are like this too! Not to open the old Cat vs. Dogs wound, but I really don't think they're that different!

Dottie,

My dogs are girls, so i "fixed" them the way any good dad would. I keep them fenced up and chase the boys away with a bat.

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Let's talk about my kids (or "pets" i...

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whew!

i was just reading an earlier thread on disciplining kids.

exhuasting!

joeshmoe

Dottie,

I could talk about my kids all day!! (but I won't cuz some may find it boring!

NEVER!!

So I don't get it. Is Casey the alpha just because she's tough? It sounds like Cosmo is just as brave, being willing to display his sexuality so loud and proud.

HbH,

The other two can't help their breed

Yes, but I can't help stereotyping elitists (oops, did it again).

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Let's talk about my kids (or "pets" i...

by joeshmoe in

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whew!

i was just reading an earlier thread on disciplining kids.

exhuasting!

joeshmoe

HbH,

you know, I like purebreeds, but I LOVE mutts! I think I'd love your Sarge. He sounds like a hoot!

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Chinese Astrology - What Animal Are You?

by MissyMoesGhost in

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last night i was chatting with introspection and we breifly discussed chinese astrology.

i know a bit about it... .

look up your sign here -- and remember chinese astrology starts with the month february.

joeshmoe

PERSONALITY PROFILE: Leader and risk taker, you act first and think later. But since yours is one of the luckiest signs, you usually escape unscathed.

POINTS OF PRIDE: You have the courage to follow your convictions, and people admire this about you.
WEAK SIDE: Since you're governed by your heart, you can be hot-tempered and impulsive.
LOVE MATCH: Horse, Dragon or Dog.

And guess who else is a Tiger?

Alyson Hannigan a.k.a. Willow on Buffy (ohhh Joe drools). She's voluptuous .

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Let's talk about my kids (or "pets" i...

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whew!

i was just reading an earlier thread on disciplining kids.

exhuasting!

joeshmoe

Whew! I was just reading an earlier thread on disciplining kids. Exhuasting!

My kids come in the four-legged variety with floppy ears and wagging tails. I've got two and they're both misfits.

Part one of this comic combo is a golden retriever...with three legs. We found it after it had been hit by a car and had to have one of it's back legs amputated. I know, you're probably thinking I'm mean to think this is funny. This dog, however, is incredibly well adjusted since this happened when it was just a year old or so. It's fast as all get out and can turn on a dime (she just puts her bum on the ground like a brake pad and spins around.. funniest thing you ever saw in your whole life!). I call her Tripod, which in addition to being descriptive, also makes my neighbors stare in disbelief when I go out to call her. They think I'm the meanest person on earth.

Part two is a...wait for it...pit bull/chiwawa mix. Yes, you read that correctly. She's deadly if you're under 2 feet tall. I swear you've never seen anything like it. She has the snapping jaw and huge shoulder muscles of a pit bull...but stands a whopping 8 inches high. Hilarious. Seems a female chiwawa slipped in with a pit bull that someone was breeding for fights. The owner gave the result to my grandma and i inherited it. The funny thing is, if you look sideways at the thing, it'll run under the nearest furniture, pee leaking out all the way. It was aptly named by my grandma Honeybaby. Talk about setting a dog up to get picked on by the other dogs.

Anyway, those are my two "kids". So who else on the board has kids like mine? I'd love to know. Even those of you with feline variations are welcome...with my sympathies of course.

-Joe