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  take this bible quiz (joke)

  by Jokemyster in

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  [url= http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0800/biblequiz.html] http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0800/biblequiz.html[/url].

  edited by - jokemyster on 14 july 2000 13:2:36. edited by - simon on 14 july 2000 16:12:6

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  Jokemyster

  [url= http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0800/biblequiz.html] http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0800/biblequiz.html[/url]

  Edited by - jokemyster on 14 July 2000 13:2:36

  Edited by - Simon on 14 July 2000 16:12:6
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  Wierd KH property arrangement

  by Simon in

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  my wife's congregation recently bought some land to build a new kh on it but then signed over the ownership to an offshore company controlled by the wtb&ts.

  they were told that it would make it harder to 'grab' when 'the persecution begins'.. has anyone else heard anything like this?.

  it sounds like a way of getting real-estate to me and from what i've heard, sounds a bit dodgy.

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  Jokemyster

  Oh I see.........duh....lol
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  Wierd KH property arrangement

  by Simon in

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  my wife's congregation recently bought some land to build a new kh on it but then signed over the ownership to an offshore company controlled by the wtb&ts.

  they were told that it would make it harder to 'grab' when 'the persecution begins'.. has anyone else heard anything like this?.

  it sounds like a way of getting real-estate to me and from what i've heard, sounds a bit dodgy.

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  Jokemyster

  your wifes cong?????not yours also??
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  wow another convert..

  by Jokemyster in

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  way to go..i am going to get a red shiny new truck if i can get one more of you "out".

  hehehe( joke) if i could i would take you by the hand and help you in your journey..good luck (yes you can say that now)

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  way to go..I am going to get a red shiny new truck if I can get one more of you "OUT"

  hehehe( joke) if I could I would take you by the hand and help you in your journey..GOOD LUCK (yes you can say that now)
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  "Apostolic succession"?

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  since the wt organization claims "apostolic succession" who was it that passed the torch of gods spirit to c.t.russel when he founded the.

  organization?

  what denomination or faith?

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  Jokemyster

  I have the perfect suggestion..lets give everyone colored belts to wear like they do in Karate this way we would know where they were spiritually, by the time you ar a CO you get the purple one.....
  geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzz
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  Beautiful Poetry by Frenchy

  by waiting in

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  please go to the section under literature & reading for a pleasure.. normally, i don't like poetry - yet printed these out because of their beauty and softness.. thank you, frenchy, for sharing your art with us.

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  Jokemyster

  good golly Frenchy YOU are GOOD!!!
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  Can we get to know each other now?

  by waiting in

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  i've picked up a little about each of us on the db, but we're a reclusive little group, aren't we?.

  well, my picture won't be going up any time soon, but i'll put out some personal information and hopefully others will too.

  makes chatting more fun, don't you think?.

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  Jokemyster

  I dont have one really, I am having a hard time with organised religions per se...I do believe in God, and creation and that Jesus is Gods son, but to me every religion has some of it right and some of it wrong..I am seeking "my truths"...
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  are you guys for real?

  by Jokemyster in

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  i came to this forum to maybe get you to think and use your own brains.......but the funny thing is you are........i just wonder why you stay in name only when so many of you are not likeing it, and dont believe anymore or dont believe all of it, what keeps you going when you dislike it so much?.are you afraid of loseing family?

  face?

  what?........i walked away and believe me its not bad at all..i have friends that are true to me and peace within my heart.

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  I have learned some things here also....and I admire your honesty, yes (reform reform)..I might even go back if enough reform takes place, but alas I doubt it will in my life time........and no I am not all that young lol.
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  are you guys for real?

  by Jokemyster in

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  i came to this forum to maybe get you to think and use your own brains.......but the funny thing is you are........i just wonder why you stay in name only when so many of you are not likeing it, and dont believe anymore or dont believe all of it, what keeps you going when you dislike it so much?.are you afraid of loseing family?

  face?

  what?........i walked away and believe me its not bad at all..i have friends that are true to me and peace within my heart.

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  Jokemyster

  I came to this forum to maybe get you to think and use your own brains.......but the funny thing is YOU are........I just wonder why you stay in name only when so many of you are not likeing it, and dont believe anymore or dont believe all of it, what keeps you going when you dislike it so much?.are you afraid of loseing family? face? what?........I walked away and believe me its not bad at all..I have friends that are true to me and peace within my heart. I dont sit in smug judgement anymore, I have little stress now..
  why do you stay???????
  It is a big world out here, come on and see it ok..you dont have to lose your belief in God, just drop your belief in MAN..
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  a letter to Dr laura

  by Jokemyster in

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  ask dr. laura.

  dear dr. laura, thank you for doing so much to educate people.

  regarding god's law.

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  Jokemyster

  ASK DR. LAURA
  Dear Dr. Laura, Thank you for doing so much to educate people
  regarding God's law. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle,
  for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to
  be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however,
  regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.
  When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
  pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They
  claim the odor is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with this?
  I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in
  Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price
  for her? I also know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is
  in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is,
  how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
  Now I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
  35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to
  kill him myself? Then, Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the
  nations that are around us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to
  Mexicans but not Canadians. Can you clarify?
  A friend of mine also feels that even though eating shellfish is an
  abomination (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I
  don't agree. Can you settle this? And Lev. 20:20 states that I may not
  approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit
  that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there
  some wiggle room here?
  I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident
  you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal
  and unchanging