Cagefighter

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  Adults with imaginary friends are stupid.

  by alice.in.wonderland in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  here on jehovahs-witness.net i have come across theists, atheists and those that are agnostic that all claim to be friends because they're ex-witnesses like it is all that is needed for religious unity.. .

  why isn't this on the ad?.

  because every atheist i've talked to believes jehovah's witnesses are just another organization of stupid adults with imaginary friends, just a splinter of mainstream christianity a lot like the branch davidians.

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  Cagefighter

  Darth I went to Bethel on a visit at 14 that's when I knew this religion was Bull Shit.
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  Adults with imaginary friends are stupid.

  by alice.in.wonderland in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  here on jehovahs-witness.net i have come across theists, atheists and those that are agnostic that all claim to be friends because they're ex-witnesses like it is all that is needed for religious unity.. .

  why isn't this on the ad?.

  because every atheist i've talked to believes jehovah's witnesses are just another organization of stupid adults with imaginary friends, just a splinter of mainstream christianity a lot like the branch davidians.

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  Cagefighter

  Did she just threatened to call her Mommy? Please do Alice... I would love to speak with your parents.
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  Adults with imaginary friends are stupid.

  by alice.in.wonderland in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  here on jehovahs-witness.net i have come across theists, atheists and those that are agnostic that all claim to be friends because they're ex-witnesses like it is all that is needed for religious unity.. .

  why isn't this on the ad?.

  because every atheist i've talked to believes jehovah's witnesses are just another organization of stupid adults with imaginary friends, just a splinter of mainstream christianity a lot like the branch davidians.

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  Cagefighter

  You stole the words from my mouth AlltimeJeff.....
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  Adults with imaginary friends are stupid.

  by alice.in.wonderland in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  here on jehovahs-witness.net i have come across theists, atheists and those that are agnostic that all claim to be friends because they're ex-witnesses like it is all that is needed for religious unity.. .

  why isn't this on the ad?.

  because every atheist i've talked to believes jehovah's witnesses are just another organization of stupid adults with imaginary friends, just a splinter of mainstream christianity a lot like the branch davidians.

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  Cagefighter

  No Alice it's not an insult we really don't understand most of what you post. You are as incoherent as a drunk in jail most of the time.
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  Adults with imaginary friends are stupid.

  by alice.in.wonderland in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  here on jehovahs-witness.net i have come across theists, atheists and those that are agnostic that all claim to be friends because they're ex-witnesses like it is all that is needed for religious unity.. .

  why isn't this on the ad?.

  because every atheist i've talked to believes jehovah's witnesses are just another organization of stupid adults with imaginary friends, just a splinter of mainstream christianity a lot like the branch davidians.

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  Cagefighter

  I want some Nila Wafers and the moral absolutism that it's ok to hurl racial slurs as long as I suspect you might be a pervert.
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  Adults with imaginary friends are stupid.

  by alice.in.wonderland in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  here on jehovahs-witness.net i have come across theists, atheists and those that are agnostic that all claim to be friends because they're ex-witnesses like it is all that is needed for religious unity.. .

  why isn't this on the ad?.

  because every atheist i've talked to believes jehovah's witnesses are just another organization of stupid adults with imaginary friends, just a splinter of mainstream christianity a lot like the branch davidians.

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  Cagefighter

  Alice... please go to comunity college... I'll pay for your books... Just take your first year of college Eng-Comp 101 and 102... Then we can talk. No I mean it literally THEN we might have a conversation that makes sense.
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  If I become a JW will I have to go door to door?

  by Darth plaugeis in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  of course not.

  no one forces you to do that, it's totally your decision.. lol remember that!

  !.

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  Cagefighter

  You don't have to go but not going in field service is the first sign of spiritual weakness brotha! NOW GET UR ASS IN DA STATION WAGON!
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  Let me watch Benny Hinn or die!

  by Cagefighter in

  1. social
  2. current

  s. african killed by wife, kids in tv spatemailprintassociated press.

  end mod-article-title begin story body johannesburg -- police say a south african man who wanted to watch a world cup match instead of a religious program was beaten to death by his family in the northeastern part of the country.. david makoeya, a 61-year-old man from the small village of makweya, limpopo province, fought with his wife and two children for the remote control on sunday because he wanted to watch germany play australia in the world cup.

  the others, however, wanted to watch a gospel show.. "he said, 'no, i want to watch soccer,'" police spokesman mothemane malefo said thursday.

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  Cagefighter

  You are right Rub Bennihanna is a cook and a fog or smoke from the grill makes me cough....
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  Some things you did as a JW that you look back at and laugh about

  by gubberningbody in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i remember that right after france did a job on the wtbs w/taxes on donations i used an email-harvester and spammed about 250,000 french email addresses with an advertisement for free bible studies and a link to the french site.. .

  i remember getting some replies, like "you can't do that, that's illegal.

  " and i said "i'm an american, and it's legal here.

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  Cagefighter

  I had a chance to lose my virginity to a hot girl in High School with huge knockers... Just could bring myself to go all the way... I never got another shot at her again. Kicked myself in the ass for that forever!
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  JWs pretended to be someone else at my door.

  by myusername in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  this is probably in the wrong section, but i couldn't decide where to put it.

  i was raised a jw and i still suffer effects from that kind of upbringing.. anyway, they said they were local community volunteers and they wanted to give me something related to the community.

  i didn't open the door but they put a jw tract through it.. i don't think it's right to be so devious about recruitment.

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  Cagefighter

  I used to talk fast as a kid... it always came out "Joe's Witnesses"... LOL I was constantly being counseled about this.