we used to be friends.
hes to much of a hypocrite for me to be around anymore.
he hates that i left but its ok for him to use illegal drugs before he gives talks.
lol! haha! id have to do a few lines before you ever caught me giving another stupid talk!
youre right they are the worst hypocrites! i hadd a friend who did blow, smoked pot and was an alcoholic all while leading a pioneer life. he dumped me tho after he got diffed for humping his gf and went back in. he's pioneering now i hear. doing so well on the surface...
what if there were no such things as arabic numerals (0123456789)?.
what if you only had your alphabet?!!!.
well......you could use letters as numerical values.
once i was driving and it just so happened that my speedometer and tachometer all turned to 6's!
sixty six thousand six hundred and sixty six kilometres on my car and six hundred and sixty six kilometers on my trip counter! i almost felt like some shit from the movie omen was gonna happen. lol!
or b) continue in my plan of eventually getting him out with steve hassan's help?.
option b is going to be expensive but not impossibly so.
but it would require more patience than i think i have.
if this was already posted im sorry, im too lazy to read. lol :)
just tell him you dont believe the wts is gods only chosen organization and that you are sending in your da letter. if he dumps and shuns you then good, he looks like the asshole he would be for doing such a thing. itd definitely be positive affirmation that he doesnt love you and you could move on with a clear conscience.
on the flipside is that he really loves you and decides to really look into what you have come to see for yourself and you find your way out together, if you really love him then you will have scored. who said you cant have your cake on fine china and eat it too.
was sing the national anthem out loud......alone......in my house.
what did you do?.
first thing i did was go to kfc and pick up a hot chicken wrap. there was a hot babe waiting in her car eating so i asked her out and i had one of the best lays ever. food, sex and booze!!
(prompted in part by the post on the latest wt reinforcing shunning).. say a child has occasional, not regular, contact with a d/f parent.
the child later gets married, is inviting the parent seen as ''necessary family business''?.
if a wedding is not, then what is?.
when they refer to that term it means that the next time you see em will be in a coffin...or on their deathbed.
i love her, i've been sending emails, and calling her 1 900 number.
it aint fair.. .
its coz shes too busy on the other line, with me...:-)
we've all known those fanatical witnesses who are guilty of pdf (public display of faith) and always have to make a big song and dance to the whole world and let everyone and their dog know they're a faithful witness of jay hoover!.
1) when my mother first came in 'da troooof' this wacky, over zealous 'sister' was studying with her - you know the type.
this woman was one of those not so subtle individuals who would always talk loud in conversation and say the name jehovah a million times even when the conversation could have been about basketball.
once after a district assembly, a whole whack of us went out for pizza at this local pizza joint. we were probably about 30 altogether as i knew quite a few people from other congregations who were there.
so after asking the standard "is there blood in the sausage/pepperoni etc" and the waitress answering no, we all ordered. well didnt one ultra faithful pioneer sister get on her cellphone and called someone she knew who was in that particular territory. after finishing up her call she pipes up that sister ***** who lives in the area informed her that this particular restaurant actually had bi-products in the meats they used.
after summoning the waitress over, the most spiritual of the bunch pipes up that they want to cancel the whole order as she had lied to them about there being blood in the meat ( poor waitress didnt even understand the whole bi-product bs they were going on about. ) the waitress then says its too late, everything is outta the oven in 5 minutes. everyone at the table now is ganging up on the poor waitress who is almost on the verge of tears as shes gonna have to pay for like 10 large pizzas, and forget about the tips she had coming.
after getting in a shouting match with the manager, all 30 or so people just up and leave.
i was sooo embarrased!! that has got to be my most fucked up wtf jw moment in my entire life.
my daughter is getting married soon and she has "no kids to my wedding" policy as we plainly cannot afford it.
everyone out of the truth seems to understands this and no complaints but my abnoxious proud and pig headed brother in law can't take no for an answer as he thinks his young son is sooooooo special he needs to attend.
he called up yesterday and gave her an earfull on how his son is sooo good and her first cousin that it's sooo wrong to have him there, she came home crying.
personally i wouldnt text or call him, go see him face to face. there's something about telling someone off in person that is much more effective than email/text. here's what i would say...
hey assjockey! whats the deal with imposing yourself on my little girls special day!! what the fuck is your problem!? didit ever occur to you that she just may be a little stressed out emotionally and financially!? hence the "no kids" decision!? what part of that do you not underfuckinstand!?
listen up real good you ratfuck asshole! if i even see your slimy ass at my girls wedding i'll kick ur ass so hard you'll be wearing it for a hat!!
thats what i would say, but thats jus me :)
my wife and i just visited some friends over the weekend from another congregation.
these two are both full time pioneers, and also participate in various construction projects around the country.
the husband just got back from a 3 week trip to walkill, new york to help with construction on a new residence building at 'the farm' (does anyone call it that anymore?)..
lolll!! wow that is a joke!
i just found out that a husband of an old friend committed a suicide and i was wondering if there are any letters to elders or any wts rules concerning funerals for those who committed suicide.
i've looked in the elders book and letters to boe index and didn't find anything.
some posts here say they can have the funeral at the kh and some here said they couldn't hold it there because suicide was involved.
i wouldnt even want a funeral at the kh. just the thought of backbiting hypocrites whispering gossip over my coffin would be enough to raise me up and bitchslap em in the face.
so sorry for your loss. its so sad when people see death as an only option of ending their problems.
