who doesn't want to have loyal zombies following you blindly?.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ijkjnbgsg0&feature=player_embedded.
wanna be a cult leader? just become an elder, then work your way up the ladder and become a co. proceed to bethel and kiss lots of ass and you will one day end up a member of the governing body.
make sure to bring lots of chapstick if you make it to the bethel part as you'll especially need it!
seems that the gb take every story they can in the bible and claim that although it happened then, it will also happen now.
although this time it will be the gb who is jehosophat, david, paul, jermiah... etc etc take your pick.
what scriptual basis do they have for this belief??
it makes no friggin sense!! its a liberty the wts has taken to confuse and mess with peoples heads. they bombard people so much with bs information that people dont know what to think.
tuesday night, i drove to a couple of older sister's homes, and dropped off their magazines, and kindom ministries.
thursday night, i went to the meeting and cleaned and locked up the building.
i also dropped someone off who earlier recieved a ride to the hall but their ride couldn't come back to take them home.
yep gotta love that "conditional love" that they arere so famous for. volunteers??? id say more like birds flying south for the winter, cuz they are programmed to...
tuesday night, i drove to a couple of older sister's homes, and dropped off their magazines, and kindom ministries.
thursday night, i went to the meeting and cleaned and locked up the building.
i also dropped someone off who earlier recieved a ride to the hall but their ride couldn't come back to take them home.
one would think that with the recession and fuel prices being sky high, that the governing body would make a "provision" for the faithful servants who burn out their vehicles for them in this time of the end. maybe like x-amount per mile or even a gas card or something...even "worldly" companies do this. but...
at the watchtower corp...its all about workin for the men at the top and fuck the good witnesses afterall you are just a "good for nothing slave" according to them.
be happy they dont disfellowship you and curbstomp ur ass after they kick it to the street.
i guess the title says it all, but i'll expand.. recently met this beautiful girl who through another party expressed her interest in me which was quite flattering to be honest.
im a 27 year old guy and truth is that i have really struggled with this kind of stuff since leaving the dubs a few years back now.
i guess i still have their theories floating around in my head, you know, all the old rubbish about dating some of which goes back to that youth book.. we spoke today for the first time properly and i think it's game on.
first off...stop highjackin the poor guys post!!
now as for chix and dating, dont think they are all the innocent girly types. they are after one thing when its at this stage...sex...same as us guys!! yep they will do exactly what you want em to if you know what to look for and are able to read between the lines.
girls like: a confident guy but not too much as that can pass for bein cocky. a funny guy. slip in a few lines in the evening. make her laugh. dont try too hard though. chix luv outgoing guys too, put on natures makeup and smile! it melts em. and make sure when you talk to em to look em in the eyes, you can know exactly what shes thinkin.
the best thing to do for a first date in my books is just go for a coffee or a beer/drink. chitchat get to know her a bit. if all is well and you both hit it off, then ask her if shes hungry. grab a bite, go to the park and swing, take her for a walk. oh and they dont say it outright but woman love it when you notice them. tell her her hair is nice or her nails or whatever you see she has taken the time to accentuate. be a gentleman and pay for dinner if you wanna score a few points, although 50/50 these days is perfectly normal, maybe grab the wine tab. when you talk to her make sure to dwell on her. youll notice she will dwell on you too so youll both have all kinds of time to get to know each other. if you have a differing opinion, dont agree with her just because shes a girl, argue a bit! chix love debating and get turned on by a guy who is comfy in his own pants and sticks up for what he believes in.
most important is have fun!! dont push anything. let her work for you and not the other way around!! im telling you that girls go crazy when they see something they cant have. and theyre so used to getting whatever guy they want that it totally mindfux them when you arent the typical ill fuck ya the first night kinda guy, although if that happens its good too, cuz we all need to get laid right..? be urself, dont get shitfaced and make sure if ya take her home that you cover up before ya hit da sack!(make sure to mow the lawn before if ya follow ;) oh and make sure ya know what to do with her!! its when you nail a "worldly" chick that you discover what you dont know about sex. lol!
i have been living in china for several years now and my only fear was that one day, i would need to use one of their squat toilets.
i cant squat that close to the ground but the chinese can with their feet flat on the ground and without raising their heels .
so the day finally came when for several weeks i was forced to use one.
oh and what happens when u have one of those shotgun shits that just go everywhere? are we allowed to use an extra sheet to clean up?
if a friend of mine starts to say things out of emotion and i call him "schizophrenic" then that might be an insult.
however if he is having auditory hallucinations, paranoid or bizarre delusions, or disorganized speech and thinking then that word becomes a description of his situation.. now i ask you.
does the attendance to the kh promote intelligence?
fwhy do we have to put on our little white gloves to talk to jw's or about them?? like it was said...i find it offensive when jw's refer to us normal peeps as worldly. so fuckem!! if they can give it, then they should be able to take it!
i have been living in china for several years now and my only fear was that one day, i would need to use one of their squat toilets.
i cant squat that close to the ground but the chinese can with their feet flat on the ground and without raising their heels .
so the day finally came when for several weeks i was forced to use one.
one sheet of toilet paper!?!?!! it better be"charmin"!!
funny little aisans immigrating into the us by the heards.
what if a country...say china were to strategically place millions of spies/agents over a span of say 20 years or so into the usa.
the chinese are one of the biggest holders of us dollars.
i strongly doubt the us would invade canada. they are one of their allies and so would probably take sides with the us and go down with them at the same time. plus canada even though they have an army thatd be crushed by the us, would not be invaded for the simple fact that it would probably be like killing a puppydog with a bomb. canada is not a warring country, we are more or less peace lovers. we do follow our southern neighbors in wartime tho. who's fighting americas war in afghanistan? so i really doubt thatd happen.
exactly what heathen said...the us will cripple themselves with their own greed. the whole financial and economic system is their achilles heel so to speak. topple that and youll see the us or canadas citizens out in the streets protesting just like all those middle eastern countries. its true that american middle class is dwindling...unfortunately they are not movin up to the rich but falling into the "poor" class. and us canucks would be right in the same boat as y'all. personally i think if there would ever be an attack on the us and war pronounced it could realistically turn into a world war 3. anyone who doesnt see the current situation that the us is in is either sleeping or in denial.
satanus: i agree with you. but do you really think that the american people are the same as say back in the days of the revolution or civil war? yes back then all the able bodied men woulda hopped on their horses and showed those confederate bluebellies a lesson...now...? hell, half of the us population are not even fit enough to walk around the block let alone go to war. and as for standing up to the government? well i think north americans in general havent the guts to make real change cuz we put a buncha morons in power and now we cant do anything about it! just look at how much were being taxed and how the money is being spent!! if thats not enough, just look at how the us got into the financial rut theyre in now...its coz of greedy crookedd politicians in cahootz with corporate america! look at how our government bailed us outta that one!! yay! lets give billions to save our corporate buddies and f#ck the people! then lets print trillions to mess it up even more! i think it goes unsaid that the us, canada etc have their population well conditioned, just like the jw's have all their little pions busy with their service,meetings study etc not questioning a thing but being good obedient citizens, even when theyre gettin screwed at the same time.
although if push comes to shove, yes people will get out and push for change at the top. one thing i admire about all those middle eastern countries is that they stick together and will literally take to the streets and oust the crooked leaders who will leave the country and then the people put in a new leader until its round2.
funny little aisans immigrating into the us by the heards.
what if a country...say china were to strategically place millions of spies/agents over a span of say 20 years or so into the usa.
the chinese are one of the biggest holders of us dollars.
for sure the usa has a very strong army... even if china's army is superior in manpower, the us has a much more experienced and technologically superior army. however can you imagine when their army does get more profficient how it will be that much more dangerous. the romans once were considered the most powerful army and we all know how that ended...
one cant disregard the fact that if ever an attack would be staged against the usa, sides would be taken...alot of countries hate us westerners. cut off our oil supply and how would we fly our planes and drive our tanks and armoured vehicles...
plus the fact that china has enough us dollars that they could seriously hurt our economy if they flooded the market. a bankrupt country cant buy weapons or artillery let alone pay their military lol!
the only thing that the usa has going for them is their military strength, but there are other ways to cripple a country...who would have thought that a coupla airplanes crashing into the world trade center would have led to where we are now?
a bankrupt country is an extremely vulnerable country...just sayin you can be the best at shootin guns, but if you cant afford to buy the bullets...
