Posts by JediMaster

I can picture FBI knocking on the gates of heaven. Knock, knock.....as Peter comes to the door..... Can I help you gentlemen? FBI sir, we would like a word with this Jesus. You think he'll try to make a run for it, or just pushed them aside just as easily???

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YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS!!!!!

by JediMaster in

click downloads > digital magazines and download the latest september 2010 watchtower.... look at the last study article, the last picture.

is that barack obama that jesus is destroying???!!!!

it sure looks a lot like him to me.

JediMaster

Are they prejudiced now?

On the other hand, they're showing how unprejudiced God is in destroying people of all colors.

It's unanimous: It's Obama.

JediMaster

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YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS!!!!!

by JediMaster in

click downloads > digital magazines and download the latest september 2010 watchtower.... look at the last study article, the last picture.

is that barack obama that jesus is destroying???!!!!

it sure looks a lot like him to me.

JediMaster

Nope, just can't figure it out.

Undercover, you're right, the first articles are very disturbing. I was skimming over them and just kept frowning. That last article deals with "The End", oh suprise, but the picture really threw me off.

eh, It could be any black president...

right next to DC's Capitol......I don't think so.

JediMaster

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YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS!!!!!

by JediMaster in

click downloads > digital magazines and download the latest september 2010 watchtower.... look at the last study article, the last picture.

is that barack obama that jesus is destroying???!!!!

it sure looks a lot like him to me.

JediMaster

When you get to the MP3 download page, go to the left and look for Digital Publications. Click on Magazines, then download the PDF of Study Articles. I'm trying to post the acutal image here, but I can't.

JediMaster

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YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS!!!!!

by JediMaster in

click downloads > digital magazines and download the latest september 2010 watchtower.... look at the last study article, the last picture.

is that barack obama that jesus is destroying???!!!!

it sure looks a lot like him to me.

JediMaster

Go to jw.org. click downloads > digital magazines and download the latest September 2010 Watchtower.... Look at the last study article, the last picture. Is that Barack Obama that Jesus is destroying???!!!! It sure looks a lot like him to me. I showed it to somebody at work and they weren't very happy about it.

JediMaster

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Illustration To Explain "This Generation" Change

by sd-7 in

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i just had this idea for how a speaker might illustrate the much-discussed 'overlapping generation' doctrine.. "imagine a series of lamps, placed in order from left to right.

as you turn each of them on, what you ultimately have is a set of overlapping lights, that, when combined, form one composite light, so that even if, by some chance, one of the lights gets turned off, you still have the remaining lights which overlap with each other.

in the same way, the current generation of anointed ones have long, faithful records of service to jehovah alongside the past generation of anointed ones who saw the events of 1914. they have served as an overlapping light of spiritual nourishment for jehovah's people in this time of the end.

JediMaster

"Evidently, the generation of anointed ones whose lives overlap with the generation of anointed ones who lives overlapped with the generation of anointed ones whose lives overlapped with the generation of anointed ones who saw 1914 will not pass away until all these things have occurred."

Now that makes perfect sense. LOL

Jedi Master.

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Illustration To Explain "This Generation" Change

by sd-7 in

jw
friends

i just had this idea for how a speaker might illustrate the much-discussed 'overlapping generation' doctrine.. "imagine a series of lamps, placed in order from left to right.

as you turn each of them on, what you ultimately have is a set of overlapping lights, that, when combined, form one composite light, so that even if, by some chance, one of the lights gets turned off, you still have the remaining lights which overlap with each other.

in the same way, the current generation of anointed ones have long, faithful records of service to jehovah alongside the past generation of anointed ones who saw the events of 1914. they have served as an overlapping light of spiritual nourishment for jehovah's people in this time of the end.

JediMaster

Imagine a series of lamps, placed in order from left to right.

You lost me there, your right or my right???? Me thinking: (gee that's a lot of overlapping, and speaking of lights, I can barely read anything way up here with such bad lighting in this aditorium, i should probably bring my own lamp next time......would that make me one of the anointed according to this illustration......where would that place me in all this overlapping......hellllloooooo sistah......we could make some light togethah.....

[Convention applause]

Applause....I'm awake, I'm awake.

JediMaster

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Are You Eccentric?

by snowbird in

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one of the words of today was concentric - sharing a common center.. which set me to thinking about eccentric - out of center.. i've been told that i'm eccentric.. have you ever been told that?.

thanks.. syl.

JediMaster

Ok everyone, I know Shamus tends to be a little crazy and pregnant-like-moody (bordering on psycho).....but what's wrong with him this time??? Shamus....do you need a banana and a kiss????

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