Posts by watersprout

We ended up at the local vicarage and while mom and her partner were deep in conversation with the vicar, my sister and i decieded to dig up the vicars lovely pebbled drive with the points of our brollies!

When the vicar politely pointed out what we were doing [there were several big holes at this point] the converstion was quickly terminated! Trouble wasn't the word we got into! Lmao! Don't know if my mom remembers it though!

Perhaps if i had caused more destruction i would have been banned from going out on the ministry!

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What's the biggest lie/rumor that has ever been told about YOU?

by VampireDCLXV in

most of us here know what a hypocritical, backstabbing bunch of gossips many of the jw's tend to be.

far too often, a jw wont tell you to your face what's eating them, but they'll sure tell others.

when i started waking up (the second time around) this made me very paranoid.

watersprout

The biggest lie told about me??? Well let me think!!!

Right from when i was a little girl i was bullied in the borg. I was known as a big mouth which doesn't seem like much but when your 8 it's a big thing.

Always had nasty rumours being spread about me. The best one was i couldn't get a boyfriend because i was wierd??? And that i would get any lads interested in me in trouble with the elders! Whatever! Reputation of a slut! lmao!

I was bullied at 15 and called these names.

Bitch, lesbian, bankok chick boy, freak, trouble maker, shit stirrer, fat ugly cow, munter to name a few. The othere names i can't post as they are too disgusting. These were by elders kids i might add. The lies never stopped! I had rumours spread about me that spread into different circuits and had people avoid me i had never met before because of the ''bad association'' label i had! And yet still i went! WTF!

I met my now hubby and his family regularly like to humiliate me so i did the Non christian think and i have shunned them. They no longer exist like all the jw's and it feels great!

The latest rumours are i have become a buddist and that i am apostate! Oh and i have corrupted my hubby and daughter! I think the best one has to be that i am a JW hater and evil! These rumours by people i thought were my friends.... Mind you nothing surprises me anymore.

I would like to add that i am not or never been a fat ugly bitch, infact i am a sexy piece of ass and it has taken me until i was 30 to realize that. The intense therapy helped!

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AGuest

by thenoblelodge in

you have yet another pm .

watersprout

I didn't see Shelby.... Sigh....... Email it me too and i will email you one of me so at least we know what the other looks like. I only came on to see the picture.

xx

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Size of Heaven

by watersprout in

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im husband to watersprout, we will just call me carrot for now,.

i read this in a terry pratchett book the other day and it made me smile so i thought i would share it.

" few religions are definite about the size of heaven, but on planet earth the book of revelation (ch.xxi,v.16) gives it as a cube 12,000 furlongs on a side.

watersprout

Thanks for all your coments but I just thought it was a nice that pets might be allowed (I really like my dog)

May you be in peace and your world not fall out your bottom

Carrot

P.s Every one should read some Pratchett, it makes me giggle tremendously, but then again so do oddly shaped vegtables

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Size of Heaven

by watersprout in

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im husband to watersprout, we will just call me carrot for now,.

i read this in a terry pratchett book the other day and it made me smile so i thought i would share it.

" few religions are definite about the size of heaven, but on planet earth the book of revelation (ch.xxi,v.16) gives it as a cube 12,000 furlongs on a side.

watersprout

Hi everyone,

Im husband to WaterSprout, we will just call me Carrot for now,

I read this in a Terry Pratchett book the other day and it made me smile so i thought i would share it

" Few Religions are definite about the size of Heaven, but on planet Earth the Book of Revelation (ch.XXI,v.16) gives it as a cube 12,000 furlongs on a side. this is somewhat less than 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 cubic feet. Even allowing that the Heavenly Host and other essenial services take up at least two thirds of this space this leaves about one million cubic feet of space for each human occupant, assuming that every creature that could be called human is allowed in, and that the human race eventually totals a thousand times the number of humans alive up until now. This is such a generous amount of space that it suggests that room has also been provided for some alien races or - a happy thought- that pets are allowed."

The last hero by Sir Terry Pratchett

May you be in peace and your world not fall out of your bottom

Carrot

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All about Shelby

by watersprout in

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i wanted to post this thread about shelby.. she get's a lot of grief by what she posts on this site, so i thought i would start a post on how shelby has helped ones that have left the borg.. i can't begin to explain how shelby has helped me, i felt like i was in a hole and she gave me answers to the many questions i had.

no matter how many emails i bombarded her with, she always took the time to answer.

yes there has been times when i haven't liked what she posted, but i asked christ to help me understand and he did...... shelby helped me to open my mind and come to the realisation that the borg can no longer stop me from becoming the beautiful person i was destined to become.. i think i speak for many when i say thank you shelby!!!!.

watersprout

I think we have embarressed Shelby just a little!

Enjoy the attention i know i would Hee hee

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All about Shelby

by watersprout in

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i wanted to post this thread about shelby.. she get's a lot of grief by what she posts on this site, so i thought i would start a post on how shelby has helped ones that have left the borg.. i can't begin to explain how shelby has helped me, i felt like i was in a hole and she gave me answers to the many questions i had.

no matter how many emails i bombarded her with, she always took the time to answer.

yes there has been times when i haven't liked what she posted, but i asked christ to help me understand and he did...... shelby helped me to open my mind and come to the realisation that the borg can no longer stop me from becoming the beautiful person i was destined to become.. i think i speak for many when i say thank you shelby!!!!.

watersprout

Thanks you guys for your lovely words............. :)

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All about Shelby

by watersprout in

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friends

i wanted to post this thread about shelby.. she get's a lot of grief by what she posts on this site, so i thought i would start a post on how shelby has helped ones that have left the borg.. i can't begin to explain how shelby has helped me, i felt like i was in a hole and she gave me answers to the many questions i had.

no matter how many emails i bombarded her with, she always took the time to answer.

yes there has been times when i haven't liked what she posted, but i asked christ to help me understand and he did...... shelby helped me to open my mind and come to the realisation that the borg can no longer stop me from becoming the beautiful person i was destined to become.. i think i speak for many when i say thank you shelby!!!!.

watersprout

If this thread is all about Shelby, I have a question, "Who is Shelby?"

Shelby is 'AGuest'.... Hope that helps

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All about Shelby

by watersprout in

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friends

i wanted to post this thread about shelby.. she get's a lot of grief by what she posts on this site, so i thought i would start a post on how shelby has helped ones that have left the borg.. i can't begin to explain how shelby has helped me, i felt like i was in a hole and she gave me answers to the many questions i had.

no matter how many emails i bombarded her with, she always took the time to answer.

yes there has been times when i haven't liked what she posted, but i asked christ to help me understand and he did...... shelby helped me to open my mind and come to the realisation that the borg can no longer stop me from becoming the beautiful person i was destined to become.. i think i speak for many when i say thank you shelby!!!!.

watersprout

I'm not giving any credit to ''invisible fictional book characters''...............

As individuals we are intitled to believe in who and what we want. Thats our God given right. If it makes me happy believing in what i do then its has nothing to do with anyone else.

This post is about Shelby not me. Lets keep it that way shall we!!!!

Peace and light :)