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  Great..i'm Craving Brussel Sprouts now. Way to go shelby *

  by Voices in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok so, i'm craving brussel sprouts now... .

  i'm thinking ,(i'm at work and hungry so i feel like talking about food so bear with me)what you (shelby) said "sauted in a little olive oil with minced garlic and shallots... topped with toasted garlic bits and... wait for it...

  bacon!!

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  watersprout

  Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Shelby i'm crying here! (Peace to you)

  But back to the issue of sprouts.... I love all sprouts barr the brussel! The brussel sprout is past saving, it's flesh is soo far past corruption it cannot be saved! The bitterness and unsavoury gasses it produces reveals the evilness behind it's little green leaves. I will continue this fight against the brussel till I take my last breath!

  The brussel claims it will give you good health, yes it may but only for a short time, then it's evilness will rise up and rot your bowels! No vegetable/spice/sauce/meat can redeem the evil sprout from it's corruption...

  The brussel will NEVER change it's spots, I tell you it cannot be saved! Not even the God of saute-ing can save it, it's over Shelby over I tell you!

  Hand over your brussel sprouts to the fire of destruction AKA the BBQ and only then can you say you have been truly saved from temptation!

  I will cast the first stone! In all sproutiness I WILL rise above the brussel and send it to it's fiery demise!

  Peace
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  Popularity Contest

  by Voices in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  everywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.

  who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.

  even on this website.

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  watersprout

  Pffffttttt! Voices you should be ashamed of yourself! You Brussel sprout lover!

  I do not covet BP's brussel sprouts, I aim to DESTROY!

  Peace
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  Great..i'm Craving Brussel Sprouts now. Way to go shelby *

  by Voices in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok so, i'm craving brussel sprouts now... .

  i'm thinking ,(i'm at work and hungry so i feel like talking about food so bear with me)what you (shelby) said "sauted in a little olive oil with minced garlic and shallots... topped with toasted garlic bits and... wait for it...

  bacon!!

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  watersprout

  You mean that hell hole we call the kingdom hall? Wouldn't that...give them strength though? They'd get all big and strong and all powerfull and try to tell us how great the brussel sprouts are? It would only further their cause.

  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! But seriously *puts on very stern face* not the KH's as the demonic influence would indeed cause the sprouts to rise up... I have a special place for them.... The BBQ! Nothing survives that contraption, everything is reduced to charcoal, hence that will be the end of all brussel sprouts!

  Peace
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  Great..i'm Craving Brussel Sprouts now. Way to go shelby *

  by Voices in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok so, i'm craving brussel sprouts now... .

  i'm thinking ,(i'm at work and hungry so i feel like talking about food so bear with me)what you (shelby) said "sauted in a little olive oil with minced garlic and shallots... topped with toasted garlic bits and... wait for it...

  bacon!!

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  watersprout

  *WAILS* Why, oh why is there a thread devoted to brussel sprouts??? Can you see what the evil little balls of greenness are doing?? They are getting into everyones head! Before you all realise they will be the only vegetable you will eat! Where will that leave all the other veggies??? The whole food chain will collapse and it will be because of the *GROWLS* BRUSSEL SPROUTS!

  Grabs all the brussel sprouts and throws them into the special fire devoted to the elimation of the evil things!

  Peace
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  Popularity Contest

  by Voices in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  everywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.

  who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.

  even on this website.

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  watersprout

  I'll go and eat a bowl of brussell sprouts.

  NOOOOOOOOOO! BP step away from the sprouts! *Grabs the bowl of brussel sprouts off BP an throws them into the fire*

  Peace
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  Popularity Contest

  by Voices in

  1. jw
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  everywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.

  who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.

  even on this website.

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  watersprout

  Too late you remembered me at the last minute! *Stamp feet and pouts*

  Peace
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  Popularity Contest

  by Voices in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  everywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.

  who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.

  even on this website.

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  watersprout

  No one loves me either and I am rather lovable... Size don't make me rant about Brussel sprouts again! I do love broccoli covered in gravy with roast potatoes! Yummy!

  Peace
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  Popularity Contest

  by Voices in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  everywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.

  who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.

  even on this website.

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  watersprout

  Brussel Sprouts are the root of all evil!!! Rid this world of that evil vegtable and all will be well!

  Peace
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  Popularity Contest

  by Voices in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  everywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.

  who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.

  even on this website.

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  watersprout

  I vote for ME!!! And you of course Voices!

  aka MEAT CANDY! Oh, uh, sorry, dear WS - - and the greatest of love and peace to you, as well!)

  LOL!Shelby you haven't got to apologise everytime you mention meat, (the greatest love and peace to you!) although ''meat candy'' made my stomach turn a little lol!

  Oh and I hate brussell sprouts! I wish to rid this planet of those horrible stinky green balls of abomination! The methane gas they produce in the human bowel is wrong I tell, so so wrong... Every Christmas my Mom tries to put those disgusting sprouts on my plate and EVERY year I vehmently refuse! They are the only sprouts I hate and I will win the war I tell you! I shall protest in the supermarket when those trees come in with those vile, evil, stinky green balls of foulness stuck on them! My banner shall read destroy the sprouts, save your bowels and those around you!

  *Shudders at the thought of yet another Christmas with brussell sprouts*

  Peace
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  Were Jesus Christ Alive Today, who would he hang out with?

  by HintOfLime in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  jehovah's witnesses?

  with their self-appointed "governing body", and endless "suggestions" regarding "christ-like" conduct and grooming?.

  funamentalists?.

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  watersprout

  That I am so undeserving of His Grace and yet He STILL "hangs out with me", still blows my mind at times.

  Yep it blows my mind to. I loooovvvvvveeeee the fact He chooses to ''hang out'' with me!

  Peace