Next time you encounter a J-dub who's crowing about going on this construction site tour, you should respond with equal enthusiasm and say:
"Wow! That sounds so cool! You know, have you heard about the new Tesco they just broke ground on two towns away?! I'm organizing a group of friends to go next weekend and view the construction site. Want to come?!
There's also a new M&S just announced, so can't wait to tour that construction site too!!"