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  Dinosaurs

  by roadrunner4speed in

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  does anyone realize that dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible?

  god told us he created all the beast of the field didn't need to.

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  Dinosaurs

  by roadrunner4speed in

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  does anyone realize that dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible?

  god told us he created all the beast of the field didn't need to.

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  Gerard

  I wonder how many people will mock you like they've mocked me.. Welcome to the folder.. Bet these self proclaimed scientist will be silent whan all is said and done. All I put forth was a theory.

  I hear you bro! I can't believe you and I are the only ones in this forum with the common sense to give creationism the rightful place over the sinful sciences. As I mentioned, my research is scientific and ground-breaking, so I will be able to publish it soon in a peer-reviewed journal and I will show those technocrats -using their own tools- the wrongfulness and horrible bias of using scientific methods to collect what they call "evidence" on evolution.

  I don't care if other posters mock me or my theories, as I showed above, humans and dinos coexisted to the degree that we share lots of genetic alleles, traits and behavior. And I have proven that at down to the molecular level! What I'd like to find out next is if the dinos were aware of creation and if they were grateful to Jehovah. I am sure they served Him in their own way and within their limitations. My working hypothesiss is that the hebivores were the chosen ones by Jehovah, as they could approach smaller animals without instilling fear in them. But that will be an article for a different scientific journal.
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  Dinosaurs

  by roadrunner4speed in

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  does anyone realize that dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible?

  god told us he created all the beast of the field didn't need to.

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  Gerard

  A while ago, while sitting at my research lab, I took out some 6,000 year old cave samples from the NIH storage facility and I decided to amplify residual DNA using the newer Real Time PCR technology. I coupled this analysis with a Western Blot for proteins and a Northern Blot for RNA. The results will knock your socks off! I have contundent, redudnant and enlightning and, and and and verifiable scientific proofs that early early European settlers subsisted on a diet based on dinosaur milk and dinosaur eggs.

  

  I also ran some toxicology tests on a petrified human liver using HPLC and then verified the results three times with Atomic Absorption Spectra: Male humans drank beer fermented with Dinosaur dung! AND it happens that since dinosaurs shed small DNA plasmids in their stools, they were consumed in the drink, the alcohol content induced genetic transfection and molecular DNA recombination of which eventually lead to a human-dinosaur genome. This genetic shift indicates a micro evolutionary pattern of this hybrid genome, and the resulting well defined and characterized DNA and proteins confirm why human males sometimes grunt and roar when hungry or having sex. But especially, it explains why humans, descendents of Adam and Eve, became carnivores while on Earth.

  This research confirms beyond any doubt that The Bible was right, we are all genetically brothers and sisters..... of our former pets, the dinosaurs.
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  Dinosaurs

  by roadrunner4speed in

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  does anyone realize that dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible?

  god told us he created all the beast of the field didn't need to.

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  Gerard

  I am soooo happy I just saw the true light. I went to the Creationism Museum and became a member. Membership includes a jumpsuit and Kool-Aid. More later.
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  Dinosaurs

  by roadrunner4speed in

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  does anyone realize that dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible?

  god told us he created all the beast of the field didn't need to.

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  Gerard

  Shamus, shamus, you are a bad monkey! Bad-bad monkey! Repeat after me:

  Since every kind of dinosaur was among the passengers on Noah's ark, the Tyrannosaurus rex was a strict vegetarian.

  (Creationism feels so good! I can explain EVERYTHING now!!!! Yaba-Daba-Doooo!!!!)
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  Dinosaurs

  by roadrunner4speed in

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  does anyone realize that dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible?

  god told us he created all the beast of the field didn't need to.

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  Gerard

  I have throrughly researched the entire paleontologic evidence in 3 minutes and I have to let you all know that i am now a believer of creation. My whole life I was deceived by science yet I ignored the facts before me. Now, making use of scientific method and the accuracy of science, I will demonstrate to all of you that RoadRunner and I are correct. Please allow me to redeem mysef and present my scientific theory:

  Dinosaurs became extinct because of human pressure and habitat loss, but it's also possible they mated with the Mexican Lake Duck , the resulting male offspring had a sexual organ as long as their body and couldn't overcome the sheer weight burden.
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  Gerard

  I wish I could debate RoadRunner on the scientific merits of Christian dinosaurs chasing Jewish farmers, but I find myself laughing incontrolably everytime I open this thread. Please Roadrunner, ignore my arrogance and ignorance and please don't loose your steam. Be creative, show these unbelievers what you think Satan science knows and hides. I know it is in you!

  

  Dinos BELIEVE. Do you?
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  Dinosaurs

  by roadrunner4speed in

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  does anyone realize that dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible?

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  Gerard

  Isn't god's magic enough to defy the laws of physics?

  Precious!
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  Does hell exist?

  by notverylikely in

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  thread for nasticanasta to have at with proof that it does..

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  Gerard

  Re: Does hell exist?

  Yes, hell is Detroit, Michigan.
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  Coming to a Watchtower Near You

  by WuzLovesDubs in

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  http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/secretive-catholic-order-founded-by-accused-pedophile-under-fire/19398262?icid=main|main|dl1|link3|http%3a%2f%2fwww.aolnews.com%2fworld%2farticle%2fsecretive-catholic-order-founded-by-accused-pedophile-under-fire%2f19398262.

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  Gerard

  I knew Marcial Maciel personally as I attended many of his conferences in small groups. His organization was my and my brother's entry into Catholisism at age 14. The program started innocently with weekly meetings and discussed social and geopolitical issues and -I must say- I was fascinated; Religion was never discussed, but eventually, scripture began being quoted after about one year from the beguining. I dumped them on my second year; too many things made no sense and refused to explain things. "The answers are too complex to be understood by mere men." They said. "Just have faith it is the way we say it is." That did not fly with me. When I left there were 2 or 3 harrassing epidodes, but nothing out of control. Of course, nobody knew Maciel's hobbies and all worked for a greater good.

  The reason the Legionaries are so influencial with the Popes is because the order is top contributor$ to the Vatican. I can not be more precise than that. There is a reason their nick name "Jesus' Millionaires" (Los Legionarios de Cristo --> Los Millonario$ de Cristo). 3 of my school mates were sucked into priesthood and only one came back. He told stories of hughe bussiness-makings (including numerous private and expensive schools colleges and universities where they recruit the elite of each country) of massive real-state dealings, and that the enormous profits are "passed on" to the Vatican in exchange of various priviledges. We see now, pedophilia was one of those priviledges that went -if not rewarded- unpunished and never reported to the cops.

  I never witnessed abuses or severe discipline, but again, I was a 'candidate' and they were nice and supposedly, open-minded and better trained than Jesuits. Good ridance!