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  Did Noah have a pet dinosaur?

  by Resistance is Futile in

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  Was just reading JW Facebook page that Lunatic Faith referenced in another thread: Facebook, JWs and paranoia

  On that page there is reference to an article called " T.Rex Toddler Answers Noah's Ark Questions " Give it a read, it's hilarious. In summary, the suggestion is that Noah took baby dinos on the Ark...that way they could fit! *face palm*

  Further, the article was introduced with this gem...
  "Editor's note: I personally think Jehovah did not bring many of the "Dinosaurs" to Noah so that they would die off as species since their purpose as giant lawnmowers would no longer be needed after the Flood. Interesting article below though."
  
  So there it is...jehovah created dinosaurs to be "giant lawnmowers".
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  Venting. Stupid JayDub Parents.

  by Iconoclast in

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  my brother will be getting one of those quite soon.

  he's getting ready to marry the "worldly" girl he's dated for 4 years.

  he's not been to any meetings in 4 years and has no plans on returning.

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  I hear ya Iconoclast. I married a wonderful 'worldy' girl last summer. Sent my JW parents an invite. Never heard a word from them. My youngest sister (doesn't want to be JW) was living at home at the time...she didn't even know I had sent the invite. They wouldn't even acknowledge it and just threw it out apparently.
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  Jehovah's witness meetings are NOT BORING......

  by punkofnice in

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  ...i was told but they usually were as i look back.. as a lad i'd sit and look to see who the lights would fall on.

  i'd get an almond and see how long i could suck it before i chewed at it.

  i'd imagine playing rock'n'roll on the congregation's piano.. how did you get through the meetings when you were bored?.

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  I would use the appendix to see what "dirty" words I could find in the Bible. Or pretend my pen was a mini laser gun, which would zap the person I pointed it at....especially at district conventions.

  Favorite time killer was adding text bubbles to the illustrations or adding my own doodles to make some joke.
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  I dont like using "their" name for God

  by jean-luc picard in

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  i realize that i avoid using their name for god.. i can say it................. jehovah.

  but i'll avoid it almost always..... if i'm talking with you,.

  on the rare occasions that i am in conversation with any jdub family,.

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  Agreed...I don't like using their J name either. Also prefer to spell god all lowercase.
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  2011-2012 Let God's Kingdom Come DC starts this WEEKEND

  by yknot in

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  well it is that time of year again....... dc season!!!!!

  so any of yall going to be in brooklyn, queens, jersey city or oklahoma city this weekend?

  maybe brooklyn, queens, jersey city, portland (or & me), green bay, west palm beach, sacramento, long beach, bakersfield or san diego weekend of 5/27.

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  I actually have wood right now, I'm that excited.

  Haha keyser. I can't wait either. Makes me sick not knowing what the toes mean in the Daniel prophecy. Because I'm Lack Toes Intolerant.
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  Was I the only one that did this? Or am I really weird?

  by cantleave in

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  when i was a kid i got through a number of the old green bibles!!.

  do you remember this bible?.

  do you recall the maps on the inside covers?

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  Maybe it was a WT hybrid dino??

  Could be their japanese monster...Franzilla...and it looks to be heading to cut off that ship and attack it. Then eat all the dudes in robes.
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  Was I the only one that did this? Or am I really weird?

  by cantleave in

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  when i was a kid i got through a number of the old green bibles!!.

  do you remember this bible?.

  do you recall the maps on the inside covers?

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  Thanks for that cantleave. WTF?!! The dino was always there... How did I not remember that?

  Maybe a repressed memory because it looks like a brontosaurus walking upright.
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  In "Real Life" Are You How You Appear To Be On This Site?

  by minimus in

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  in real life, i do not ask people questions.. i don't look like the avatar of minimus.. i am very personable and well liked.. and....i'm pretty discerning, should i say so myself..

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  My friends and family swear I am a spitting image (in personality) as Kristin Wiig

  That's a great compliment Magwitch. I have a thing for Kristin Wiig....hot and funny. Great combo.
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  Was I the only one that did this? Or am I really weird?

  by cantleave in

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  when i was a kid i got through a number of the old green bibles!!.

  do you remember this bible?.

  do you recall the maps on the inside covers?

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  Back to the dinosaur...I don't remember that at all. Perhaps an older version than what I had - would've been late 70s.
  
  When was the dino in there?
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  Atheist believe in aliens but not God?

  by StopTheTears in

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  if you are a professed atheist, i ask you the question: do you believe in aliens?

  could not god be an alien?

  how do you know that there is no alien life?

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  There is no science or logic behind God.

  FifthofNov....and there is no science or logic behind the OP.