Posts by bigmac

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Favorite JW URBAN LEGEND?

by Separation of Powers in

the story of why the new bible has a grey cover (silver sword) moved me to ask you all what your favorite jw urban legend is?.

one of my favorite jw urban legends.

a sister is out in service alone.

bigmac

alas that one has done the rounds on here many times--usually she has 2 big guys just behind her.

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Well an Elder told me why all the new revised NWT bibles are grey/gray in color

by StoneWall in

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while in discussion with an elder from my old congregation, he asked if i had been given an opportunity to see the new bibles yet.. i told him yes that a family member had showed me one a few days back and some of the improvements (changes) that were in it.. as our conversation went along he asked me what i thought of the color.

i said well its certainly different from the black cover i was so used to or even going back further a few decades the green covered bibles when i was a child.

(we both got a chuckle out of that).

bigmac

i think producing a grey bible is a brilliant idea--well done WTBTS

its---just the UNDERCOAT---the bros can paint it any colour they like--even a rainbow pattern---or--how about camouflage--?

come on you photoshop nerds--publish a few ideas!!

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NEWBIES are leaving like crazy! Be very afraid WT

by clarity in

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# 3 newbie post.

first of all, the newbies have set a record here!.

have you ever seen a 4pg post where 21 new members reply!

bigmac

yes--come and cross the line SFPW----you know you wanna.

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just when you think you've made friends with a "normal" person

by Hortensia in

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rode over to the farmer's market with a couple of neighbors, nice women, seem sensible.

the driver stopped in the middle of a block and stared at the coca-cola truck that was parked there.

she said, "do you see the round tower?

bigmac

i know of a crack pot religion who believe an invisible giant guy in the sky made the very first man--then made him a partner by using one of his ribs as a starting point. and from these 2 all of us descend from.

all perfectly understandable so far.

now--heres the real killer-----

this same barmy army believe this same invisible sky daddy is going to destroy everybody on the planet---VERY soon now. except these chosen few--of course.

i mean ---how stupid can you get--??--everyone knows the earth is flat---so--how is the sky daddy going to get at those underneath?

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Hi

by LucidChimp in

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i've been lurking here for a year or two now (since i stumbled across ttatt and was stumbled by it), i even started an account some while back and asked a couple of questions.. but i never actually stood up and said hi... so hi, my name's jon and i'm a dubaholic.. .

i was "born in" in the 80s - and grew up on a liquid diet of cheap suits and revelation book pictures (i mean really, group after group just staring at the pictures while not listening, i must have spent more time staring at those pictures than i have any work of art in my life, literally hours at each lurid picture).

i "left" in my teens, but apparently lacking any kind of actual sense, returned to studying with a childhood friend from the congregation in my twenties (although i was never baptised, my entire small family were dubs, so i saw more witnesses than "worldly people" on a regular basis.. they love bombed my arse for years!)..

bigmac

hi--Lucidchimp--i nearly missed this thread--saw your post on the xjuk thread and ran a search.

many of us on here are on a secret--invite only--facebook group for uk ex's. we keep it secret so we can say what we like without the risk of being "outed" . if you want to the fellowship of like minded apostates--drunks--and rude lechers--feel free to PM me for info--or friend me on facebook--search " stan livedeath " this invite extends to anyone in the UK--or with close ties thereto lol.

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