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  Jw explanation on Nephilim Gen;6:4 And Numbers 13:33

  by jam in

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  2. friends

  a few months ago two jw women caught me unexpectedly, so they talk about the.

  usual jw none sense.

  the nite before i was reading and researching the nephilim.. more proof to disclaim the flood.

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  See the WTS deploying FUD tactics to leave the sheep confused.
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  I met a good looking religious chick at Froots this morning

  by asilentone in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  she asked me if i am christian.

  i told her that i was raised as a jw, but i do not go to the kingdom hall.

  she says that she watch charles stanley and franklin graham on tv.

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  Tell her you believe in Jesus if He can get you laid.
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  How do Jehovah's Witnesses interpret the Bible?

  by brotherdan in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is the information for the number 3 talk this week.. how do jehovahs witnesses arrive at their explanation of the bible?.

  a key factor is that the witnesses really believe that the bible is gods word and that what it contains is there for our instruction.

  (2 tim.

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  The brooklyn dinosaurs interpret the bible for them, by a show of hands. They spend most of their time discussing disfellowshipping. Apparently this is the most important subject for the governing body. They wouldn't be an evil slave if they weren't beating their fellow slaves around now would they? Every once in a while, they also postpone Armageddon. Mt. 24:48, 49.
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  Follow up on going to college

  by noni1974 in

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  i posted about going to college and getting my ged.

  this is an update on that.. .

  i am now enrolled in college.

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  You're setting a nice example for some of us Noni!
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  Find your old Assembly Hall...

  by Hecklerboy in

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  2. friends

  i was doing some investigation on google maps for a trip i'm making to pittsburgh, pa next week.. come to find out the the place i'm going is only a few mile from the assembly hall i spent allot of time at as a kid.

  looking at this pictures bring back allot of memories.

  some good, some bad.. anybody else attend this assembly hall in coraopolis, pa?.

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  In the Netherlands:

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  I WAS CAUGHT emailing a pdf copy of the New Elders Book

  by Smoky in

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  2. friends

  i sent a .pdf to a few friends and one of them betrayed me and forward it to a elder i know, along with the emails of the recipients.

  i cant believe i was so naive to think that i can trust someone..stupid.

  i have not talked to the "benedict arnold" yet, but hopefully soon.

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  Man that image of Jesus going D2D is just incredible. I can already hear him saying "Why hello, i'm Jesus, can I interest you in some biblical scrolls?", "Are you one of them Jehovah's? I told to stop knocking on my door! Get out of here Jesus!". Then Jesus walks away sullenly, noting the door down on the do-not-call list...

  You just gotta love a COBOE lying about the flock book. That's so terribly hypocritical. How can people like that look themselves in the mirror.
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  Some Confusion - What is this site in regards to JW?

  by Green Jade in

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  i seem to have a bit of confusion concerning the purpose of this website and the people in it.

  perhaps i am not computer savvy and do not understand some of the expressions used.

  could someone comment and help clarify.. .

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  Welcome Green Jade and greetings from another brown-bodied avatar. Alas without hypnotic eyes.
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  How do Jehovah's Witnesses Explain This Fossil Record?

  by sabastious in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  according to jws, evolution is false.

  so how do they explain these human-like fossils?.

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/human_evolution.

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  They use two explanations:

  A) Oh those are not humanlike fossils, they are simply apes! Dumb apes!

  B) Oh those are not humanlike fossils, they are simply humans! And the dating is wrong, it got all mingled up during the flood, dontcha know?

  Both followed up by:

  C) Instead of worrying about some old bones found in the dirt, your time would be spent better going in field service. Have you started planning to aux pioneer the coming summer?
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  news about the DO Shepparding program!!!

  by seenitall in

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  the governing body has decided to launch a pilot program of shepherding district overseers and their wives.

  why is this needed?

  everyone has an arrangement for personal shepherding except district overseers and their wives.

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  I wonder how this news got leaked.. do we have an apostate DO among us?
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  Whats the most bizzare way a JW has ever tried to "encourage" you?

  by highdose in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  in my case it was my best freind in the cong who decided to encourage me to answer up at the wt by... refusing to talk to me afterwards if i hadn't answered up!

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  Those wonderful text messages after skipping a meeting were always such a joy..