VampireDCLXV

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  OK guys, we're off the hook!!!

  by JeffT in

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  http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html.

  frankfurt, germany, december 6 -- a rather bizarre study carried out by german researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.. .

  according to dr. karen weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at womens breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.. .

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  I think whoever wrote the article kind of got it backwards. I don't think that its so much that staring at bewbs is so healthy in of itself, because it's merely natural inclination and normal behaviour: it is the default, as it were. It's that the stress and paranoia that results from men having to resist their natural inclinations is what tends to shorten their lives.

  In brief: Staring at women's breasts doesn't increase a man's lifespan: Having to resist the natural urge to stare is what shortens it!

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  You jackasses in Bethel or at the Branch, need to cut me a check.........

  by miseryloveselders in

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  tuesday night, i drove to a couple of older sister's homes, and dropped off their magazines, and kindom ministries.

  thursday night, i went to the meeting and cleaned and locked up the building.

  i also dropped someone off who earlier recieved a ride to the hall but their ride couldn't come back to take them home.

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  And here I was thinking that you liked me for my mind and sparkling personality....

  Oh, come now, BP... Women like to be appreciated for more than just their brains or personality. We both know that.

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  You jackasses in Bethel or at the Branch, need to cut me a check.........

  by miseryloveselders in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  tuesday night, i drove to a couple of older sister's homes, and dropped off their magazines, and kindom ministries.

  thursday night, i went to the meeting and cleaned and locked up the building.

  i also dropped someone off who earlier recieved a ride to the hall but their ride couldn't come back to take them home.

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  Come on Miz, go down and see BP for a week, will ya.

  Think of her pale, alabaster skin, her dark ebony hair, her dark, glittering eyes, her full, pillowy soft lips, her warm, gentle smile... Just picture it in your mind, dude!
  She could rock your world, and after coming home, there would be no way that you'd be able to stomach going back to the KH ever again.

  Today's romantic moment brought to you by VampireDCLXV... a sucker for a pretty face (or not)...

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  About Therapy/Counseling

  by Mad Sweeney in

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  if it becomes obvious to strangers on an internet message board that you should get therapy/counseling:.

  my wife and i are in therapy both separately and together.

  we're not crazy; we're getting help talking through issues we've never had to face before from a professional who knows how to talk us through things.

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  I have to shake my head when I continue to hear about the stigmas around mental illness and related therapies. Those stigmas would be almost laughable if they weren't so oppressive and widespread in society. IMHO, those who bow to the pressure, refuse to seek help and try to hide their problems are the ones who are truly crazy, not the ones who DO seek help. If you're afraid of looking crazy because you might have to see a counsellor or therapist, so what? You have so much more to gain if you seek therapy than you might have to lose. If you're afraid of losing friends over it, ask yourself: are they really true friends?

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  I THINK IT'S RIDICULOUS !!!!!!!!!!!

  by wasblind in

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  2. beliefs

  1) i think it's ridiculous to tell anyone when and how to use something they paid for ( computers and internet service ).

  2) i think it's ridiculous to tell married couples how to act in the bedroom.

  3) i think it's ridiculous to tell people what kinda cars they should buy ( 4 door for fieldservice ).

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  Are you being serious, V?

  It's unfortunate, but yes, I am serious. Every now and then it's talked about in the publications and on the platform. I'm sure a lot of folks here can testify to that. You think anyone young and hip would listen to that s**t at all if they didn't have to? I never ever listened to kindom melodies in my spare time and it just about drove me nuts sometimes when my mother did. It's all rather sad...

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  I THINK IT'S RIDICULOUS !!!!!!!!!!!

  by wasblind in

  1. watchtower
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  1) i think it's ridiculous to tell anyone when and how to use something they paid for ( computers and internet service ).

  2) i think it's ridiculous to tell married couples how to act in the bedroom.

  3) i think it's ridiculous to tell people what kinda cars they should buy ( 4 door for fieldservice ).

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  ...to be told to listen to Kingdumb Maladies in your spare time because it supposedly makes you more "spiritualy minded".

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  Social Networks are a threat to the Watchtower Society

  by FrankWTower in

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  in recent months there have been massive protests and demonstrations against autocratic rulers in the middle east and north africa.

  many of these were possible in part because the protesters used social media services like facebook, youtube and twitter to get the word out and let the world know what was going on.

  these services are so threatening to many governments that they're blocked in order to control their people.

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  Gee Quendi... paranoid much?

  I dunno about social networking outright destroying the BOrg, but I'm pretty sure it will eventually stall their growth...

  The WTS has a bloody tight grip on the minds and hearts of its followers and it aint letting go. On the other hand, the young'uns have even better chances of breaking free now than at any other time before.

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  Have you REALLY changed?

  by AK - Jeff in

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  i don't get around to visit this board very often these days.

  still, when i do, i always come across a thread or two by former jw's who are now church members.

  they don't look any different to me than jw's in so many ways:.

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  BRAVO, Tammy, BRAVO!

  

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  Not dated in a while - could use some tips, advice lol

  by callitquits76 in

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  i guess the title says it all, but i'll expand.. recently met this beautiful girl who through another party expressed her interest in me which was quite flattering to be honest.

  im a 27 year old guy and truth is that i have really struggled with this kind of stuff since leaving the dubs a few years back now.

  i guess i still have their theories floating around in my head, you know, all the old rubbish about dating some of which goes back to that youth book.. we spoke today for the first time properly and i think it's game on.

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  Estephan\Son of Man: That guy who is high on his own supply!

  Someone ban him, again, please!

  

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  Are you open minded?

  by TimothyT in

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  i figured it would be fun if i wrote this, went for a shower, and then came back to check how many have responded!.

  just to set the scene, im currently a jw in the uk but i am having issues with my sexuality.

  i have just come back from the ministry with a group of brothers!

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  If you're TOO open minded, your brains might fall out!

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