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  Finish This Sentence....You Know you're a JW teenager If....

  by doodle-v in

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  during class the teacher asks "who all plan to go to college?

  " and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.

  -doodle-v. your turn!

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  If you can complete this sentence: "Bad association..."

  That was my grandmother's excuse for everything. She made me write it 1000 times as punishment. God, I'm on a roll tonight. laters kaykay_mp
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  Finish This Sentence....You Know you're a JW teenager If....

  by doodle-v in

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  during class the teacher asks "who all plan to go to college?

  " and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.

  -doodle-v. your turn!

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  Doodle,

  When you were a JW teen, were you allowed to read Madamoselle and Seventeen? I wasn't allowed to read any of the magazines that were marketed toward the "youth" because my parents felt like they were for "worldly teens".

  I know you weren't talking to me, but I thought that I'd put in my two-cents-worth: I wasn't even allowed to bring home books from the library. The stupidest thing I got in trouble over was a book called "This Place Has No Atmosphere," a fictional book about a girl who lived on a moon colony. I definitely knew then that my grandfather was a certified nut. I mean, come on! It wasn't like she was kissing boys left and right or anything or talking about mensturation or something. laters kaykay_mp
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  Would Michael Jackson be in all this legal trouble if he stayed a JW?

  by booker-t in

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  as you posters know my mom has been a "devout" jw for over 40 years and just won't bend when it comes to the faults of the wts.

  i have talked until i was blue in the face for over 10 years since da'd myself in 1993 but just can't crack my mom.

  well she made another ridiculous comment to me the other day in her attempts to get me "reinstated" back as a jw.

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  My mom hopes that Mike will come to his senses and ask the elders to reinstate him before Jehovah destroys him.

  Oops, too late.

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  Finish This Sentence....You Know you're a JW teenager If....

  by doodle-v in

  1. jw
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  during class the teacher asks "who all plan to go to college?

  " and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.

  -doodle-v. your turn!

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  Your write a research paper using the Society's publications

  Been there, done that too. And getting funny looks from teachers. I wrote a paper about marriage and put "one should get married after the bloom of youth" and she wondered what the hell "bloom of youth" was; her having a master's degree. laters kaykay_mp
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  Finish This Sentence....You Know you're a JW teenager If....

  by doodle-v in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  during class the teacher asks "who all plan to go to college?

  " and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.

  -doodle-v. your turn!

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  When your secret boyfriend calls and you mumble into the phone as your mom stares at you angrily.

  "uhmm, sorry i'm not allowed to talk to boys on the phone"

  You know you're a JW teenager if you even have something called a "secret boy/girl friend" in the first place. laters kaykay_mp
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  Current Favorite Movie Quote

  by CinemaBlend in

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  "god is just an imaginary friend for adults.

  " - morgan freeman, the big bounce

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  My newest fave movie is "Anchorman" (Will Farell is Ron Burgundy and Christina Applegate is Veronica Corningstone)

  "I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch." (RB)

  "..and I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits Magee is on vacation." (VC) "..and I'm Tits--Ron Burgundy." (RB)

  "go fk yourself, San Diego." (RB)

  "I love carpet. I love desk. I love chair." (Brick Tamland)

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  Current Favorite Movie Quote

  by CinemaBlend in

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  "god is just an imaginary friend for adults.

  " - morgan freeman, the big bounce

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  "No mo' yankee my wankee. The Donga' need food!" Long Duk Dong (Gedde Wantanabe in Sixteen Candles)

  "You're breaking my heart, asshole." Egg Chan in Big Trouble in Little China

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  CHECK OUT THESE MELONS!

  by Outaservice in

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  www.americade.info/melons.htm .

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  Darn. I thought that I was gonna see boobs.

  But I must admit that the melons are very nice, artsy, and have much weight to them. *hold out both hands, cupped*

  velly velly velly nice!

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  Seeing JWs in a positive light.

  by ScoobySnax in

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  not a new light, just a positive light.. sometimes on here i worry that all jws are painted with a bad brush when i know that not to be the case.

  today i was looking after a jw patient on the ward and she was the most wonderful old girl you could meet, she really made me smile, and she was bright as a button.

  later her family came in, who i didn't recognise and they were just as pleasent.

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  I think it's safe to say that every religion has it's share of good ppl and bad ppl. It just happens to be fun to parody the bad ppl.

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  Seeing JWs in a positive light.

  by ScoobySnax in

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  not a new light, just a positive light.. sometimes on here i worry that all jws are painted with a bad brush when i know that not to be the case.

  today i was looking after a jw patient on the ward and she was the most wonderful old girl you could meet, she really made me smile, and she was bright as a button.

  later her family came in, who i didn't recognise and they were just as pleasent.

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  ok. ya got me!

  There was a deleted elder's wife who would always invite others over every once in a while for snacks while FS was going on and would invite us to go swimming in her pool on occasion. Considering the stereotypes of elder's wives, she was an all right chick.

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