oops, morty beat me to it.
you can slap me later for ripping that off.
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When do you say to yourself "Oh, that's full of crap!" ?
by Terry inwhat do you hear or encounter from time to time that urges you to say to yourself:.
that's full of crap!
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When do you say to yourself "Oh, that's full of crap!" ?
by Terry inwhat do you hear or encounter from time to time that urges you to say to yourself:.
that's full of crap!
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When I look in my toilet after a night of bad Chinese food.
(heh heh) made myself LOL
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The most condescending thing said to you by the (sm)elders.
by diamondblue1974 ini wasnt the most academic of children although i had some capability but i could read quite well by the time i was 4 years old at least for my age; i have always read as a child and still read now as an adult both professionally (research) and for pleasure.
i have always been able to write too...and pretty much advanced as well as my peers did in school...perhaps i am lucky, i certainly feel like i am when illiteracy amongst adults and children is rife at present...however.. i remember when i was 16 the wts in the uk were pushing through a scheme teaching those who were not as able to read and write...and an elder in the hall made a point of coming to me and suggesting that i should actually attend the training!!
!....i explained that i could read and write well enough and didnt need to be taught basic literacy... he said that i might learn something new and should respect jehovahs order of things and show appreciation...i did decline his kind offer rather abruptly....but wtf??
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when I left regular pioneering ( after 4 years of regular pioneering...) to pursue an education for Architecture; one pompous elder came up to me and said " how is going to college going to help you in the new system" .
Guess you won't be helping rebuild his house after Armageddon.
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Who has been caught by the cops,,,,
by kls indoing the nasty in a car .
i was twice ,even with the windows all steamy they still knew ,,,,,,,,,,i wonder how?
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In the pickup bed of a truck on a sweltering summer night, with a utility light right over us. I think I was about 19 at the time. You know, I was really surprised that the cop let us go. He took one look at us and told us to get a room or something. But we just stayed right there and the cop never came back.
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When do you say to yourself "Oh, that's full of crap!" ?
by Terry inwhat do you hear or encounter from time to time that urges you to say to yourself:.
that's full of crap!
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when I get dragged to a lame party, and the same girl (and calling her "girl" is putting it nicely without having to offend anyone with another four-letter word for what she is) is bragging about how good she looks and how she can kick anyone's a$$. But that's at any party. What really makes me say "Oh, that's full of crap!" is when she says "oh, I beat up this girl...i beat up two guys one time...OH, I BEAT UP THIS COP..."
whoa. stop right there. I already thought she was full of it since I met her, but now her crap factor just broke the wall; and I may not be able to stop laughing for the rest of the night.
I wish I could show you guys a picture of this...uh, woman...but that's something you just don't do. You'll just have to take my word for it.
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How Would You Feel If A Poster Just Vanished?
by minimus incan you imagine suddenly never hearing from gumby, blondie, metatron or simon again?
think about never hearing from your favorite poster or online friend.
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Oh, but if you get a good grip on your technique, you'll be a master debator.
heh heh. you said "master debator."
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"Do you think you could get me in front of the VIP section in line? 'cause I have my friends...you know...Benjamin Franklin and Andrew Jackson here with me today..."
Oh man, I'm going to hell.
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How Would You Feel If A Poster Just Vanished?
by minimus incan you imagine suddenly never hearing from gumby, blondie, metatron or simon again?
think about never hearing from your favorite poster or online friend.
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El Ja-Whore-o Mayor
I'm telling, I'm telling
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I wonder what JWs are saying about...
by kaykay_mp inpope john paul ii's death?
if anyone has been to the meetings lately and if any of the brothers and sisters (ha!
) had any comments about it, please share them here.
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some silly crap about the pope was going to be judged by jehovah the sock puppet god for not telling the real "truth".
at least the Pope didn't change his views on issues like sexuality and divorce, like a, ahem, certain religion that we all know of...
that's what I appreciated about the Pope. Yes, times may be changing, but he realized that it wouldn't do his faith any justice if it changed with the times.
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admit it
by tijkmo inyou get annoyed when one of your threads peters out...or you make a comment on someone elses thread and it goes unacknowledged....but isnt it great when an old thread you'd forgotten about gets ressurected
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Sometimes i see my old post appear and i think , man what the hell was i thinking and then hope it goes back into cyber space.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks that way! I coulda swore that I was smoking some good **** on some of my posts/threads. (and sometimes I was...)
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