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Amelie

by joannadandy in

ok so i am really slow, but i finally saw amelie.

despite everyone telling me how great it was, i was like "yeah whatever"...huge mistake...that movie rocked so much!!

it's by far one of the sweetest love stories/just all around feel all mushy inside movies.

kaykay_mp

try another french movie, "La Cage aux Folles" (birds of a feather). its hilarious!

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Scabs on our lips!

by Beck_Melbourne in

how do you hide a hideous thing like a coldsore?

i went to the dentist on friday night for 2 very stressful hours, and now i have a coldsore.

i am now very suspicious regarding the sterilising of his utensils.

dreams

by kaykay_mp in

i wonder if any of you guys are experts in interpreting dreams... .

as far back as i can remember, my dreams were always dark; there was no light of any kind.

i was always running away from something, but i could never run fast enough; i seemed to move in slow motion and others were always moving faster than me.

kaykay_mp

i wonder if any of you guys are experts in interpreting dreams...

as far back as i can remember, my dreams were always dark; there was no light of any kind. i was always running away from something, but i could never run fast enough; i seemed to move in slow motion and others were always moving faster than me. and whenever i got the chance to fight someone else in my dreams, i would throw a punch and it always seemed like i was hitting a blob of jelly--in slow motion--and i never hit hard enough anyway. and in my teenage years, there was obviously sexual situations in my dreams. i would get together with this really hot guy and just as soon as we finish with the foreplay and go straight on to --you know--i would wake up. i would try to fall asleep again--so i could finish what i started--but i would dream about something completely different. it is so frustrating.

i did, however have two excellent dreams that i remember quite vividly:

when i was 15, i dreamed that i was out in a field with a bunch of pine trees behind me. i could hear crickets and feel the wind blow gently against me and i was looking up at the stars. it was a clear night. all of a sudden this spacecraft lands (it looked like anakin's in star wars episode II, but larger). this girl with reddish-violet hair walks out and takes me by the hand and we go for a ride. she was clearly humanoid but i could tell that she was not from this planet. i immediately felt a sense of calm when i entered her ship. for the first time my mind could focus (because i had add, but my family never had me treated for it). everything was so shiny and colorful. we talked, but it was telepathically; she told me "everything is going to be okay..." and i looked at her and i smiled. i then asked her, "who are you?"--and then i woke up. sucks, huh? and again, i went back to sleep and dreamed a different dream, and a pretty crappy one at that.

and when i was 5 months pregant with my second child (this year), i dreamed that i was standing on top of a building looking down on a busy city. it was very sunny and the sun was about to set; but it looked as though the sun was waiting for me, because the earth stopped moving. then i just said, **** ** and jumped off the building. before i knew it i was flying. i didnt want to attract any attention so i went to a rural area outside this city to sharpen my flying skills a bit. but the river there was dirty and i didnt seem to fly very well over it. my flying skills started to diminish, but i managed to fly back to the city, to what looked like a city square paved with cobblestones. i landed suddenly and tried to take off again, but to no avail. the last thing i remember in the dream was looking up at an iron statue of a middle-aged white man who was looking up at the sky.

obviously these dreams must mean something. let me know what you think.

kaykay_mp

Edited by - Englishman on 20 September 2002 11:23:8

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WE ALL HAVE PHYSICAL AILMENTS

by QUEENIE in

so please do share that which you so choose to...good night until in the morning ((((hugs)))) queenie

kaykay_mp

LDH --

i lost 110 lbs. breastfeeding with my last pregnancy. my son ate a lot, so the weight started dropping really quickly after the second month. plus i'm in the military, so i really don't have a choice but to lose the weight. ppl said i looked like a damned skeleton before i got preggo again. the thing is that i have never weighed less that 175 in my whole life. i got down to 140 (i have an athletic build).

if you decide to have any more kids (probably not, huh?) that's something to consider.

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tonite our DA announced

by imanaliento in

jw
friends

i feel so sad, -------- for them,.

bad jerry and i went in this together and we left together.

our 3 sons ,2 teens and a 10 year old support us, they were never active, thankfully we have no other family members in the borg.

kaykay_mp

HEY JEFF!!!!

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embarassed

by restorebeauty in

jw
friends

.

i just saw a dub at lunch time, in manhattan, on a busy street, looking like a human magazine rack.. .

my question is, did you ever get embarrased standing in such a public place?

kaykay_mp

when was i not embarrased back when i was a dub?

my grandmother's doctor had this son who was hot, i mean, f##king hot, dude.

we were going out in field service one saturday and we just happened to come to his house. i lost all commmand of the english language at the moment. from then on i never knew that being a witness could be so embarassing.

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Sister Dub's first visit to the gynecologist

by butalbee in

at work last week, i was sitting in the break room doing some of my paperwork, there was a couple worldly girls sitting at a table--penny and lisa, then walked in sister tammie, and sat beside them.

i rolled my eyes as i normally do, for sister tammy is the dub of all dubs, always at the hall, always leaving awake rags all over the place, always looking for converts..... okay, i'm there trying to act inconspicuous, for sister tammie is a sister in law to my ex-dumb dub boyfriend, and well, i'm pretty much now satanic in nature to all in that particular congreg.

for what extremes i had to go to, to get him out of my life...but me easedropping on their conversation, at times is amusingly worth it.. "so, how did the doctor's appt.

kaykay_mp

i caught this lady douching with sprite one time...eww.

back when my grandparents owned a little neighborhood grocery store, they hired this old lady that lived down the street. i always kept wondering why she was taking bottles of sprite to the bathroom. i was in the kitchen (which is adjacent to the employees' restroom) cleaning, and bent down to pick something up. i forgot that there was a hole in the bottom of the door and i saw the lady sitting on the toilet with a bottle of sprite in her...uh...vagina.

i swear i coulda went blind that day. awful. horrible. sickening.

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My demon posessed PC experience

by jws in

been reading some of the demon stories posted from time to time on this forum.

i for one am skeptical of them all because many of people i knew who reported such experiences seemed to be either mentally or emotionally unstable.

i've personally never had any such experiences despite my ac/dc and led zeppelin collection - and never wanted to.

kaykay_mp

speaking of demon-possessed objects:

when i was little i used to think the toilet in my bathroom was possessed. everytime it would get clogged, when i'd try to come near it with a plunger, it would flush.

i still don't know what the hell to think about that.

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The Hell with the Bollocks Here's Old School Punk

by clash_city_rockers in

is there anyone out there who still listens to good old fashion punk rock.

sure i have long conseeded that the punk/new wave music movment has been long long long dead but who out thier still will digs up an old lp or tape or buy a re-issue just to listen to some good ol fashion in your face give em the finger punk tunes....... .

the damned.

kaykay_mp

i totally agree. the happy mondays definitely shouldn't be overlooked.

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Changes—I'll show you mine . . .

by patio34 in

when leaving the borg, it takes time for our real identities to assert themselves or we try out new things to see what fits us and our life.

here are a couple of things that are new to me lately:.

1) after a frightening incident a week ago (but nothing happened) i purchased a can of pepper spray.

kaykay_mp

being in the law enforcement, let me say this...

pepper spray makes me laugh. i got sprayed with it a couple of years ago (for training purposes). it was irritating only for the first couple of minutes, but after that it was really mind-over-matter for me. im just not one to sit and complain all day long like everyone else did. geez, its already hard enough to do my job, its even harder to do it if i have to whine about something, much less hear your co-workers whine. it is a bitch, though, to take a hot shower after you've been sprayed.

and that reminds me of something else that happened to me:

i was out on a date about two summers ago, and we decided to go off-roading in his SUV (interesting way to spend time with the opposite sex, eh?). we stopped somewhere in the boonies so he could go pee while i waited for him. im naturally curious by heart, so i started fiddling with some of his stuff. there was this weird-looking thing on his keychain that looked like a tire pressure gauge, so, you guessed it, i started fiddling with that too. he came back just in time to catch me messing with his keychain. then he screamed, "no! dont push the top of the keychain!" it was too late. he didnt bother to warn me that inside that tire pressure gauge-looking thing was mace. it was all over my leg, on his arm, and everywhere else inside the vehicle.

that was the last date we ever had. i never liked his short-ass anyway. and he was way too rough in bed. good riddance.

it was funny, though.

Edited by - kaykay_mp on 3 September 2002 3:37:8

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