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  Watchtower.org Parody Site

  by bottleofwater in

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  i'm still working on it.... http://antgly.bo.lt/84lvi.

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  bottleofwater

  I'm still working on it...

  http://antgly.bo.lt/84lvi
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  Name Things That Are Unique To Jehovah's Witnesses

  by minimus in

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  they are the only religion that i know of that disapprove of a college education.

  they alone believe in the significance of 1914. they exclusively believe that christ jesus is michael the archangel.....to name a few.. what can you add to the list?.

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  bottleofwater

  But don't 7th day Adventists believe in 1914 as well?

  By the way to add, JWs are the only ones who are self-righteous assholes.
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  My exJW friend almost gave me a heart attack with his mean little joke... did anyone ever play a joke like that on you?

  by bottleofwater in

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  friend: he told me that everyone has to come back.

  me: lol.

  me: ur good.

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  bottleofwater

  I'm 20. Why?
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  My exJW friend almost gave me a heart attack with his mean little joke... did anyone ever play a joke like that on you?

  by bottleofwater in

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  friend: he told me that everyone has to come back.

  me: lol.

  me: ur good.

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  bottleofwater

  Me: hey whats up

  Me: i found an interesting idea on jwn forums

  Friend: the end is near

  Me: yes

  Me: def

  Friend: i am going back to the organization

  Me: no srsly?

  Friend: lolll

  Friend: yep

  Me: ur crazy

  Friend: an elder called me

  Friend: he told me that everyone has to come back

  Friend: soon

  Friend: they will reinstate anyone who was dissfellowshipped

  Friend: as soon as possible

  Friend: they got a serious letter to all the cong

  Friend: world wide

  Friend: they will be looking to bring everyone back

  Me: why? small earthquake and hurricane irene?

  Friend: no

  Friend: all the anointed got the same vision with the gb

  Me: seriously?

  Friend: it said bring my sheep back

  Me: sounds interesting

  Me: when will this letter be read?

  Friend: right

  Friend: not sure

  Me: im going to keep up on the forums online

  Me: see when it posts

  Friend: what do you think?

  Me: so he just called u and told u?

  Friend: yep they will contact everyone soon

  Friend: no more baptisims

  Friend: just looking to get the sheep back

  Me: stop freaking me out

  Me: this better not be some bullshit

  Me: i rly hope that this isn't some bullshit

  Friend: haha lol

  Friend: i am jokeing

  Me: the whole fucking thing?

  Friend: yep

  Me: U FUCKWAD

  Friend: lol

  Me: U MADE ME FUCKING GET A HEART ATTACK

  Me: lollll

  Friend: lol

  Me: do it to (other friend's name redacted)

  Me: and i was planning to (do something questionable) tomorrow

  Me: lollllol

  Friend: lol

  Friend: i will tell (other friend) to

  Me: where did u come up with this bullshit

  Friend: just now

  Me: lol

  Me: i mean

  Me: how did u make it up

  Friend: just spontaneously

  Friend: yeah

  Me: ur good

  Me: ur good

  Me: i want u to tell me how (another exJW friend) reacts

  Me: and u know what

  Me: ur tactic

  Me: is a good one

  Me: because u stop freaking out

  Friend: haha

  Me: u realize

  Me: how much bullshit it all is

  Me: lolll
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  NEW RUMOR: WT ALLOWS BIRTHDAYS

  by J.R.R.Watchtower in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've just read at a spanish forum for ex-jw that the wt has cooked a new light article series about social celebrations, including birthdays and aniversaries.

  according to a member of this forum 'in short' the wt will let witnesses to decide by 'their bible trained conscience' either they celebrate birthdays or not.

  is this rumor based in some real facts or it's just bullshit?.

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  bottleofwater

  GAWRSH!!
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  Pastor Russell’s Sexual Preference?

  by Marvin Shilmer in

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  pastor russells sexual preference?.

  today i uploaded a new article to my blog.

  it shares a piece of weird watchtower history that tends to fly under the radar.

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  bottleofwater

  In other words, weirdo!
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  ?? HAS ANYONE HERE MET MR UNTHANK OR KNOW HIM?

  by steve2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  steven unthank must surely be unique among individuals featured in topics on this forum.

  thread after thread has detailed his alleged legal proceedings against the watchtower society in the australian state of victoria.

  along with the detailed reporting, others have been saying, who is this man?

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  bottleofwater

  You can never unthank Mr. Unthank... ;-P
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  The masochistic JW

  by bottleofwater in

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  just had to rant a bit.... http://www.reddit.com/r/jwproblems/comments/j9iam/i_cant_listen_to_anything_in_the_car_during/c2aa3e4.

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  Just had to rant a bit...

  http://www.reddit.com/r/jwproblems/comments/j9iam/i_cant_listen_to_anything_in_the_car_during/c2aa3e4
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  JWProblems on Reddit

  by bottleofwater in

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  2. humour

  http://www.reddit.com/r/jwproblems/.

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  http://www.reddit.com/r/jwproblems/
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  Made a humorous subreddit on Reddit /r/jwproblems

  by bottleofwater in

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  www.reddit.com/r/jwproblems.

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  bottleofwater

  www.reddit.com/r/jwproblems