Posts by Quarterback

Yes, Sock it to them. I plan to wear my Dr Seuz socks, and show up late for the meeting. Then after the meeting tell the friends that I just can't wait to go home to unwind and get into my spandex pj's, and watch that bloodguilty show, Hawaii Five O.

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New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants

by Quarterback in

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here they are straigt from the presses of bethel.

a new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.

here are the top 10:.

Quarterback

You can marry a unbaptised publisher, Karter.

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New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants

by Quarterback in

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friends

here they are straigt from the presses of bethel.

a new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.

here are the top 10:.

Quarterback

Punkoffice....keep it, Parental Guidance

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New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants

by Quarterback in

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friends

here they are straigt from the presses of bethel.

a new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.

here are the top 10:.

Quarterback

Here they are straigt from the presses of Bethel. A new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.

Here are the top 10:

10: You know there is a good reason why I'm not a MS, do you want to know?

9: Sure I'm not a MS, but, I'm not Bloodguilty. Here is a transcript of my publisher card.

8: Today I'm a microphone carrier, but one day I'll conquer and get my MS belt.

7: I really regret doing that higher education thing, one day I'll be forgiven and it will be behind me and forgotten. Meanwhile, can I pick you up in my new car, and treat you to a meal that is not at McDonalds?

6: Oooops I just heard that I'm being deleted as a MS. we have just 2 more weeks to elope and get married in Vegas.

5: I notice that you wear spandex pants. Does that mean that you also date non MS's?

4: I was so happy to hear about your reinstatment announcement. Now I can finally ask you out.

3: I'm confused from the marking talk and didn't know if it applied to you, is it was, can we go out sometime?

2: What's this? I'm not an MS? You make it sound like I'm an unbeliever.

1: Yes, I know that I'm only 22 years old, but I'm a shue in to making MS by next year.

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Inactive ones are bloodguilty?

by dissonance_resolved in

i've been thinking about brother morris' statement at the zone meeting this past weekend that inactive ones are bloodguilty.

bloodguilt is defined as "guilty of murder or manslaughter.

" murder is #1 on the list of disfellowshipping offenses- all they would have to do is change the wording from "murder" to "bloodguilt" and suddenly there you have grounds to disfellowship anyone who's inactive.

Quarterback

Yes, so all those ones incarcerated for their stand on neutrality, who are constrained and cannot witness, is Bloodguilty? So sad.

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Does having priveleges in the congregation mean you will have a successful marriage?

by hoser in

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after reading about tight pant tony's rant about sisters only marrying ministerial servants lest their marriage will be a failure what anecdotal evidence do you have to support this.

the divorces that i am familiar with in the congregation show me that having priveledges in the congregation do not improve the odds of a better marriage.

i would say about 60% of the divorces had at least one spouse who was a pioneer, elder or ministerial servant.

Quarterback

This is so ridiculous. Are young women now to look at Labels, people with badges instead of traits. I strongly oppose AM3's counsel. If you want to marry someone don't be fooled by the uniform. Look inside the person and see if they are kind, generous, honest, loving, forgiving, caring, and if that guy is a MS, try to overlook that.

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Anthony Morris The Third

by Yondaime in

when i am3 was going to speak i was ecstatic to hear this lunatic embarass himself.

after the propaganda indoctrination session, a relative asked me what my spiritual goals were, i told em i want to become a servant before i turn 23 so i could get laid.

lmfao.

Quarterback

2 Tim 3: But know this, in the last days, people will be hard to deal with..............Wearing colourful socks......not marrying Ministerial Servants

....wearing spanx, er spandex and arousing the male members at Bethel. Because of this, lateness will occur. Having children that are failures.

From these turn away. (AM3 translation)

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US Zone visit

by obarac in

anyone will atend?.

how we can follow this meeting?.

anyone will inform us live?.

Quarterback

Will there be Basic 10 hr a month Pioneer announcement?

Will the JW network feature some music programs with Prince?