New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants

Quarterback

Here they are straigt from the presses of Bethel. A new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.

Here are the top 10:

10: You know there is a good reason why I'm not a MS, do you want to know?

9: Sure I'm not a MS, but, I'm not Bloodguilty. Here is a transcript of my publisher card.

8: Today I'm a microphone carrier, but one day I'll conquer and get my MS belt.

7: I really regret doing that higher education thing, one day I'll be forgiven and it will be behind me and forgotten. Meanwhile, can I pick you up in my new car, and treat you to a meal that is not at McDonalds?

6: Oooops I just heard that I'm being deleted as a MS. we have just 2 more weeks to elope and get married in Vegas.

5: I notice that you wear spandex pants. Does that mean that you also date non MS's?

4: I was so happy to hear about your reinstatment announcement. Now I can finally ask you out.

3: I'm confused from the marking talk and didn't know if it applied to you, is it was, can we go out sometime?

2: What's this? I'm not an MS? You make it sound like I'm an unbeliever.

1: Yes, I know that I'm only 22 years old, but I'm a shue in to making MS by next year.

punkofnice

Hahahah

3: I'm confused from the marking talk and didn't know if it applied to you or me.

You know why I'm not a MS? Get onto the back seat of my car tonight and I'll show ya.

I may not be a MS but I'm dynamite in the sack.

TTATTelder

I like 10 and 5. lol ...

The dorky horny MS's will have a field day now.

"Come sit on my lap little young sister. We can talk about how a future marriage with me is guaranteed to be successful."

-TE

Quarterback

Punkoffice....keep it, Parental Guidance

karter

I'm an M.S....Microphone shifter.

Does that count?

Karter.

Quarterback

You can marry a unbaptised publisher, Karter.

sir82

Hey babe, show me your spanx, and I'll let you see my socks.

Ooh, the way you wear that spanx, my pants just got tighter!

Yo sweetie, let's hook up. I'm already bloodguilty becuz I don't conduct a bible study, so what's God gonna do, slaughter me twice?

sir82

Yo, honey, check these bad boys out - I'm a metro-socks-ual.

Oubliette

PFF!

Island Man

[Looking at her flirtatiously]: "Now this . . . this is at last what I've been waiting for! This is why I've been repeatedly declining the elders' offer to make me a ministerial servant ... so that I can at last find and have this lovable lamb of my own private sheepfold to be ministered to in every way, with undivided attention..."

Or you can look at her and say: " 'And Jehovah looked upon his special creation and said: 'It is not good that this desirable one should be alone. I will make for her a man of her own, one who will not be bogged down with congregation duties to leave her alone at home. Yes, no titles must fall upon the man that I dedicate to her, to serve her and her alone.' ' Bro. Non-MS at your service..."

The good thing about a pickup line that comes out cheesier than you expect, is that you can always salvage it by pretending that you were deliberately trying to be funny to make her laugh. For example, if a girl laughs after hearing your cheesy pickup line you can do a triumphant "Yes!" gesture saying to yourself: "Yes! it worked! I got to hear that sexy laugh [or see that beautiful smile]!" Then you can say to her: "Admit it: that was the funniest pickup line you ever heard, wasn't it?"

New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants

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