If there was a Branch/Zone visit in Scotland NSWT, They would probably ask you,
Why is your service time wee bit during the month, and your beer mugs, frigging huge?
Why do you come to the meetings a wee bit late, and your colourful socks under your kilts are friggin huge?
Why is Johnny Boy so concerned about those pipes a piping, when he should be thinkin about some Field Service.?