More pick up lines,
11: I'd be willing to stop wearing my colourful socks for you.
12: Stop!!! You had me at, "You're not a MS?"
13: I have an Uncle who is a MS. He taught me all my moves.
14: I'm an undercover MS
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New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants
by Quarterback inhere they are straigt from the presses of bethel.
a new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.
here are the top 10:.
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Weekend of November 15-16 "Outrageous sock day at your local KH!"
by Separation of Powers ini am encouraging everyone here to go out a buy some outrageous socks for next week's meetings.
make a statement!
thank you to poster oppostate for the idea!!!.
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Quarterback
Yes, Sock it to them. I plan to wear my Dr Seuz socks, and show up late for the meeting. Then after the meeting tell the friends that I just can't wait to go home to unwind and get into my spandex pj's, and watch that bloodguilty show, Hawaii Five O.
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New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants
by Quarterback inhere they are straigt from the presses of bethel.
a new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.
here are the top 10:.
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Quarterback
You can marry a unbaptised publisher, Karter.
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New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants
by Quarterback inhere they are straigt from the presses of bethel.
a new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.
here are the top 10:.
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Quarterback
Punkoffice....keep it, Parental Guidance
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New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants
by Quarterback inhere they are straigt from the presses of bethel.
a new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.
here are the top 10:.
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Quarterback
Here they are straigt from the presses of Bethel. A new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.
Here are the top 10:
10: You know there is a good reason why I'm not a MS, do you want to know?
9: Sure I'm not a MS, but, I'm not Bloodguilty. Here is a transcript of my publisher card.
8: Today I'm a microphone carrier, but one day I'll conquer and get my MS belt.
7: I really regret doing that higher education thing, one day I'll be forgiven and it will be behind me and forgotten. Meanwhile, can I pick you up in my new car, and treat you to a meal that is not at McDonalds?
6: Oooops I just heard that I'm being deleted as a MS. we have just 2 more weeks to elope and get married in Vegas.
5: I notice that you wear spandex pants. Does that mean that you also date non MS's?
4: I was so happy to hear about your reinstatment announcement. Now I can finally ask you out.
3: I'm confused from the marking talk and didn't know if it applied to you, is it was, can we go out sometime?
2: What's this? I'm not an MS? You make it sound like I'm an unbeliever.
1: Yes, I know that I'm only 22 years old, but I'm a shue in to making MS by next year.
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Inactive ones are bloodguilty?
by dissonance_resolved ini've been thinking about brother morris' statement at the zone meeting this past weekend that inactive ones are bloodguilty.
bloodguilt is defined as "guilty of murder or manslaughter.
" murder is #1 on the list of disfellowshipping offenses- all they would have to do is change the wording from "murder" to "bloodguilt" and suddenly there you have grounds to disfellowship anyone who's inactive.
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Yes, so all those ones incarcerated for their stand on neutrality, who are constrained and cannot witness, is Bloodguilty? So sad.
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Does having priveleges in the congregation mean you will have a successful marriage?
by hoser inafter reading about tight pant tony's rant about sisters only marrying ministerial servants lest their marriage will be a failure what anecdotal evidence do you have to support this.
the divorces that i am familiar with in the congregation show me that having priveledges in the congregation do not improve the odds of a better marriage.
i would say about 60% of the divorces had at least one spouse who was a pioneer, elder or ministerial servant.
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Quarterback
This is so ridiculous. Are young women now to look at Labels, people with badges instead of traits. I strongly oppose AM3's counsel. If you want to marry someone don't be fooled by the uniform. Look inside the person and see if they are kind, generous, honest, loving, forgiving, caring, and if that guy is a MS, try to overlook that.
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Anthony Morris The Third
by Yondaime inwhen i am3 was going to speak i was ecstatic to hear this lunatic embarass himself.
after the propaganda indoctrination session, a relative asked me what my spiritual goals were, i told em i want to become a servant before i turn 23 so i could get laid.
lmfao.
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2 Tim 3: But know this, in the last days, people will be hard to deal with..............Wearing colourful socks......not marrying Ministerial Servants
....wearing spanx, er spandex and arousing the male members at Bethel. Because of this, lateness will occur. Having children that are failures.
From these turn away. (AM3 translation)
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US Zone visit
by obarac inanyone will atend?.
how we can follow this meeting?.
anyone will inform us live?.
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Quarterback
Will there be Basic 10 hr a month Pioneer announcement?
Will the JW network feature some music programs with Prince?
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How to Knock Nazi Elders off their high horse
by suavojr inthe borg has many inconsistencies, when the topic is helping humble and honest people achieve their full potential.
consider a working man who works 40 to 60 hours a week and still manages to show up to all the meetings, participate, do all of his assigned work within the kh, but his ministry has slipped to 8 hours per month.
this same man is working hard to move up within the ranks only to get shut down without even knowing.. .
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Quarterback
Huh??? Savoir, you are reading too much into this. You do not have a terminal illness. You just have a dysfunctional BOE's that let this thing happen. If you have confidence with an Elder in your cong. discuss this matter with him. At least you will be feeling satisfied in venting your displeasure, and you would be calling out that Elder for the rat that he is.