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  New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants

  by Quarterback in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here they are straigt from the presses of bethel.

  a new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.

  here are the top 10:.

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  Quarterback

  Another line,

  Will you accept this rose? What do you mean, "i'm not a MS?" Stand aside there are 19 more sisters waitin inline for this rose.
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  canadian zone meeting

  by booby in

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  2. beliefs

  is there going to be one?.

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  Quarterback

  Canadians were left out of this one because,

  Anthony can't speak french. We gave up our colour socks when we saw that Rob Ford wore them. Canadians will fight for our rights to be late. Our kids get married before they come of age to qualify to become a MS.
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  New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants

  by Quarterback in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here they are straigt from the presses of bethel.

  a new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.

  here are the top 10:.

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  Quarterback

  Ouch.....Oubliette watch that F word
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  New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants

  by Quarterback in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here they are straigt from the presses of bethel.

  a new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.

  here are the top 10:.

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  Quarterback

  More pick up lines,

  11: I'd be willing to stop wearing my colourful socks for you.

  12: Stop!!! You had me at, "You're not a MS?"

  13: I have an Uncle who is a MS. He taught me all my moves.

  14: I'm an undercover MS
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  Weekend of November 15-16 "Outrageous sock day at your local KH!"

  by Separation of Powers in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am encouraging everyone here to go out a buy some outrageous socks for next week's meetings.

  make a statement!

  thank you to poster oppostate for the idea!!!.

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  Quarterback

  Yes, Sock it to them. I plan to wear my Dr Seuz socks, and show up late for the meeting. Then after the meeting tell the friends that I just can't wait to go home to unwind and get into my spandex pj's, and watch that bloodguilty show, Hawaii Five O.
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  New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants

  by Quarterback in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here they are straigt from the presses of bethel.

  a new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.

  here are the top 10:.

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  Quarterback

  You can marry a unbaptised publisher, Karter.
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  New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants

  by Quarterback in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here they are straigt from the presses of bethel.

  a new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.

  here are the top 10:.

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  Quarterback

  Punkoffice....keep it, Parental Guidance
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  New pick-up lines for non Ministerial Servants

  by Quarterback in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here they are straigt from the presses of bethel.

  a new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.

  here are the top 10:.

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  Quarterback

  Here they are straigt from the presses of Bethel. A new publication for those trying to date and get that young sister to pay attention to him.

  Here are the top 10:

  10: You know there is a good reason why I'm not a MS, do you want to know?

  9: Sure I'm not a MS, but, I'm not Bloodguilty. Here is a transcript of my publisher card.

  8: Today I'm a microphone carrier, but one day I'll conquer and get my MS belt.

  7: I really regret doing that higher education thing, one day I'll be forgiven and it will be behind me and forgotten. Meanwhile, can I pick you up in my new car, and treat you to a meal that is not at McDonalds?

  6: Oooops I just heard that I'm being deleted as a MS. we have just 2 more weeks to elope and get married in Vegas.

  5: I notice that you wear spandex pants. Does that mean that you also date non MS's?

  4: I was so happy to hear about your reinstatment announcement. Now I can finally ask you out.

  3: I'm confused from the marking talk and didn't know if it applied to you, is it was, can we go out sometime?

  2: What's this? I'm not an MS? You make it sound like I'm an unbeliever.

  1: Yes, I know that I'm only 22 years old, but I'm a shue in to making MS by next year.
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  Inactive ones are bloodguilty?

  by dissonance_resolved in

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  2. beliefs

  i've been thinking about brother morris' statement at the zone meeting this past weekend that inactive ones are bloodguilty.

  bloodguilt is defined as "guilty of murder or manslaughter.

  " murder is #1 on the list of disfellowshipping offenses- all they would have to do is change the wording from "murder" to "bloodguilt" and suddenly there you have grounds to disfellowship anyone who's inactive.

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  Yes, so all those ones incarcerated for their stand on neutrality, who are constrained and cannot witness, is Bloodguilty? So sad.
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  Does having priveleges in the congregation mean you will have a successful marriage?

  by hoser in

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  2. friends

  after reading about tight pant tony's rant about sisters only marrying ministerial servants lest their marriage will be a failure what anecdotal evidence do you have to support this.

  the divorces that i am familiar with in the congregation show me that having priveledges in the congregation do not improve the odds of a better marriage.

  i would say about 60% of the divorces had at least one spouse who was a pioneer, elder or ministerial servant.

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  This is so ridiculous. Are young women now to look at Labels, people with badges instead of traits. I strongly oppose AM3's counsel. If you want to marry someone don't be fooled by the uniform. Look inside the person and see if they are kind, generous, honest, loving, forgiving, caring, and if that guy is a MS, try to overlook that.