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  Send In The Clowns

  by OneFingerSalute in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  as i sat through another mind numbing sermon this morning i could not help thinking that the speaker was a total clown.. lime green suit, white shirt, yellow tie, blue socks barely higher than his ankle, brown shoes, and an orange cast.

  all that was missing was a big red rubber nose!

  and of course everyone remarked what a wonderful talk he gave.

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  Quarterback

  Sounds like Don Cherry visited your congregation. Just google him if you don't know him
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  Shorter meetings for field service

  by hoser in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  march kingdom ministry insert is about how the field service meetings will be shortened from 10 to 15 minutes down to 5 to 7 minutes.

  they want the publishers to report more hours.

  in my experience the problem isn't the length of the meeting for service but pioneers and publishers dogging it after the service arrangement.

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  Quarterback

  it's about time (no pun intended)
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  Nightline program with segment on JWs has been changed until tomorrow night.

  by AndersonsInfo in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i was at a criminal trial all day in murfreesboro, tn, involving the notorious jw who i call "mommy molester," angela montgomery.

  this is the reason i didn't know until this evening that the nightline program with the segment on jws was changed until tomorrow night.

  (i forgot my phone.

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  Quarterback

  All we saw in Ontario for that time, and channel is an infomercial.
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  How JW act at hotels with free breakfast

  by whathehadas in

  1. social
  2. humour

  lmao.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st21dimagms.

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  Quarterback

  At some of these hotels/motels that I have stayed at, you wouldn't want to take their food to the assembly. Some food that was available was not even edible for breakfast.
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  Simon Cowell gets a new JW New World Translation Bible

  by dozy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  could he be the next "celebrity" jw?

  :-) .

  https://www.facebook.com/jwmediawatch/timeline.

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  Quarterback

  Good point Stuck. We could have also our very American Idol speaker
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  Simon Cowell gets a new JW New World Translation Bible

  by dozy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  could he be the next "celebrity" jw?

  :-) .

  https://www.facebook.com/jwmediawatch/timeline.

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  Quarterback

  OMG...Imagine if he made it to the Theocratic Ministry Overseer position. That would make it the TMS from Hell.
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  I received my acceptance letter into Nursing School.

  by adjusted knowledge in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've been actively pursuing a career change for quite a few years.

  i've applied for nursing programs at several local public colleges.

  the competition is high for this limited access program.

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  Good for you. Nursing is a very giving field. I always admire their sacrifices, strengh, kindness in caring for people who have been weakened by illness. All the best to you my friend.
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  Memorial Question?

  by naazira in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  over the years, i've come to notice that some of the friends will not touch the plate with the bread or the cup of wine ,when the emblems are being passed around.

  i remember a row of 3 people told the brother to skip over them.

  every year i have noticed this behavior.

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  Quarterback

  Could be a number of reasons. Here are the Top Ten:

  10) They are Egyptians

  09) Sitting in the smoking section

  08) Prince has shown up and filled three rows with his body guards.

  07) It's the full moon, and you just know that passing the emblems to a Werewolfe doesn't end good.

  06) Running out of time, and the program needs to end quickly to accomondate the next group.

  05) Nazirites aren't allowed to touch wine

  04) Some in that row can only eat Gluton Free

  03) There may be ten men in that row holding the skirt of a Jew, Hands are occupied. 02) Chewing gum 01) The row may have their own Wine and Crackers, are are not sharing theirs
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  in the april 15th watchtowerstudy ed why is the article about how loving dissfellowshipping is curiously missing from simplified addition ?

  by poopie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  thoughts

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  Quarterback

  Look further into the May 15th Simplified version, you will find it there. They must have run out of space in the April copy
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  BIG NEWS RELEASE: DRONES

  by JOE_BLOW_ELDER in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  exciting watchtower news!

  watchtower and i-drone in a strategic relationship.

  (ap) i-drone is set to hover over each house dropping leaflets and airing spiritual soft rock ballads (such as the classic i dont get no education, satan blinded me with science or not hungry like a wolf because sheep are our friends***).

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  Yes, Drones are the answer to those secure appartment bldgs.