Posts by TimeBandit

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One Lord - One Savior : Get Used To It

by Perry in

jehovah in the old testament and jesus in the new testament are one and the same.. .

3. jehovah is salvation.

5. jehovah wants only himself to be worshipped.

TimeBandit

It seems to me I don't need Jesus for anything. He's nothing but a daddy's boy. His pop sacrificed him for all of three days? What's that in Jehovah time, like three seconds? My lord and savior is in a baggie in my stash box....

Chris-

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Today's Caption Contest

by Mr. Falcon in

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friends

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"man, this hibatchi place is pretty intense.

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TimeBandit

"Hey Isaac, it's time to show you that new shaving technique I've discovered! After this, You'll never need to shave again..."

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Questions From Thinkers

by Perry in

how do you explain david's graphic portrayal of jesus' death by crucifixion (psalm 22) 1000 years before christ lived?.

how do you account for the odds (1 in 10 to the 157th power) that even just 48 (of 300) old testament prophecies were fulfilled in jesus christ?.

in what sense was jesus a "good man" if he was lying in his claim to be god?.

TimeBandit

Is it wrong to ask: If the Isrealites wandered the desert for 40 years waiting to enter the promised land then why has there been no relics or other evidence been found? After combing the desrt where they were said (bible) to have wandered there are no artifacts. Seems like a crowd that big would have left behind something....

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2011 Yearbook= BEARDS are still for non-Witnesses ONLY!!!! Beard Fear?

by Witness 007 in

1960's the watchtower pictures showed jesus clean shaven and with short hair {watch 1954 p.511 "why do watchtower books now show jesus with short hair and no beard?

....because he is shown that way in representations that are older than the traditional effeminate looking pictures..."}.

yearbook 2011 p.57 "a bearded man named eric showed up at a congregation in the united states {oh god a bearded man!!!

TimeBandit

I'll shave my beard as soon as Jesus does....

Chris-

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G-spot discovered

by Vidqun in

a doctor claims he has dissected the g-spot, proving that it exists.

this is an area of female anatomy that has always fascinated me.

being a student of anatomy (really), i made a study of it.. first of all, i'll relate an interesting anecdote in connection with a medical article, dealing with the subject.

TimeBandit

wha happened? asked : what happened to spots A-F?

The A spot has been discovered already wha happened?...It's just south of the vagina. Actually the A spot is a very versitile organ. a person could get equal ammounts of releif and pleasure coming and going from the A spot I bet...

Chris-

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G-spot discovered

by Vidqun in

a doctor claims he has dissected the g-spot, proving that it exists.

this is an area of female anatomy that has always fascinated me.

being a student of anatomy (really), i made a study of it.. first of all, i'll relate an interesting anecdote in connection with a medical article, dealing with the subject.

TimeBandit

Too many men don't even know what a clitoris is, let alone a g spot. It's good to know they're real. No wonder the wife get's more excited when I hit that spot up and to the right! Must be the G spot...

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