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  Flatulence

  by JamesThomas in

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  have you ever seen those videos where someone puts a lighter to their butt and lights a fart on fire?

  you see this little poof, and then it's gone.. .

  well, i was outside last night and decided to do the same.. .

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  Mr. Methane

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8M
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  What do you think is in the mind of the governing body?

  by EndofMysteries in

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  "Want some candy little girl?"
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  Why wasn't the Issue of Universal Sovereignty raised amongst the angels long before Adam and Eve

  by yadda yadda 2 in

  1. watchtower
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  if there were millions of angels in existence long before adam and eve were created, how come god's sovereignty wasn't challenged in heaven long before the garden of eden?

  why did this so-called issue only begin when adam and eve appeared?

  how could there not be a single rebellious angel before the appearance of humans?

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  This reminds me of the movie 'The Prophecy' with Christopher Walken. Good ponderings Yadda Yadda. Why didn't the issue get started before the 'talking monkeys' were created?

  Maybe the angels (including Satan, their spokesman) waited for us to come along in order to shift the focus onto us diverting god's attention away from them. Then, once Satan, Adam, and eve challenged god then some of the other angels came out of the closet and openly joined Satan to further distract god.

  That makes me wonder how many angels are faders like some of you here on the forum...Maybe some of the angels currently in 'good standing' are 'mentally out' like ElderElite? How many angels are Just waiting for the right time to orchestrate a full blown regime change?

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  OMG, the GB will force the big A (Brazil: Doctrinal Changes)

  by bats in the belfry in

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  2. beliefs

  isn't that the picture the gb painted some years ago?.

  whoever the "king of the north" may be or not, the gb will just declare one to be in existence.

  and they will serve him "disturbing reports".

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  They're just waiting for an excuse to say the great tribulation has started. The nice thing about that (for them) is that they can claim it's the great trubulation and still continue to string jws along indefinitely just like they do now with armageddon...
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  Favorite Blues Musicians & Songs - Youtubes Welcome !

  by flipper in

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  2. friends

  some of my favorite blues musicians are : muddy waters.

  howlin wolf.

  otis taylor.

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  I love Joe Bonamassa. I particularly love his cover of the Led Zeppelin song 'Tea for One'. Listening to it stirs me up and sometimes I listen to it over and over. Check it out:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbdFgGmTcdE
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  Calling All Gun Enthusiasts: You Are Going To LOVE This!

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

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  LKL, that was awesome! I'm thinking about going to the indoor gun range today. They rent guns. I have several of my own, but they rent an assortment of fully auto rifles. For thirty bucks (I have to buy the ammo of course) I can see what it's like. They also have a semi auto AR15 with a Slidefire stock, which allows the AR15 to be bump fired and is like having a fully automatic rifle. I bet you had a lot of fun.
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  Who killed all the Daleks?

  by TheClarinetist in

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuhlr9fjl2w&feature=player_detailpage.

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  The Daleks needed to be killt. They were just a bunch of garbage pails anyway.
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  The Resurrection - Gender-less Humans or Spirit Beings?

  by Badfish in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  "in the resurrection neither do men marry nor are women given in marriage, but are as angels in heaven.

  " (mathew 22:30).

  also, what about their offspring?

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  The Golden Age April 2, 1930 p.446 :
  
  Apparently, there will be no women after the 1000 year reign of christ:

  
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  Old people ask?

  by bottleofwater in

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  some funny opas:.

  what is happening to my body?.

  how can i avoid photography?.

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  I'm developing a new JW satire Called 'Old People Ask..." I had been thinking of doing it for several months. Then I saw this thread and figured this is the best place for it. So here it is. I wanted to present practical and useful advice for old people trapped in the Watchtower. A helping hand to the beloved old timers who wasted most of their lives slaving away for nothing. Not to worry old people, I we your backs!

  

  

  Chris-
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  Email from my grandmother yesterday.

  by elder-schmelder in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  here is an email that my grandmother sent me yesterday.. .

  shawn, it's very difficult & sad to come to this decision, but because of your attitude towards the truth & us personally (thinking that we are stupid) we're going to treat you as a disfellowshipped person from now on.

  actually, you're worse than them because usually they know they have not kept their oath to jehovah & don't speak abusively of the organization and don't turn apostate.

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  This level of rejection is a bitter pill to swallow, sorry you have to go through this. It's evil and completely un natural to abandon family like that. My heart goes out to you.

  Chris-