Yknot, that list is golden. That is pretty much right. A few more things I could add on though...
Little stuff list:
Halloween is evil and so is every other holiday.
Facebook and social networks are evil. That was recently said at our DC.
Beards. That is absolutely a man made rule. Good call on that one.
Bad comments list:
"You know if you don't go to the meetings you will never see your father again"- that was said to me when my father had died and I had missed two months of meetings...
"You can't be a real effective witness unless you own a computer"- That was said to me when I didn't have one. I countered with OH YEAH? what about the brothers in Africa that don't even have clean drinking water? He said I was being ridiculous...
What is conditionally of the congregation mean?