Posts by Botzwana

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2010 Partakers number is out!!!

by Hairyhegoat in

hey here we go!!!.

they will need to buy some more crackers and cheap wine for next year now.

what are the borg going to concocked now to cover there ass with the number of morons going up again at the memorial 2010 ?.

Botzwana

Too funny! Thank you so much guys! HAHA! Each Great Crowd member will be matched with an annoited buddy! I almost laughed myself off the seat!

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Hey everybody...Introduction

by 2tone in

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friends

hello everyone, id like to introduce myself a little.

ive been viewing the comments and topics on this website for about a month or two and have found it both interesting and enlightening.

i can almost relate to about anything to anyone on here.

Botzwana

Yes Welcome! This board is pretty cool. They sure welcomed me!!!

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Worldwide Service Report for 2010 / Yearbook 2011

by Designer Stubble in

wonder if anyone had a scan available of the 2010 annual report, which can normally be found in the 2011 yearbook.. .

thanks in advance!.

Botzwana

At this rate of growth with the annointed it won't be long before they have 144,000 back!

I was talking with my wife the other day thinking if all of us on these boards went to the memorial and partook....Wouldn't that REALLY raise the number up? That would be the greatest practical joke in history! How many members are there here? Let's make a pact to partake at the next memorial.

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If society UPHELD the pagan origins of umbrellas would the R and F obey?

by Botzwana in

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if the society said that umbrellas were indeed pagan, because their origins are, and you would be dfed if you used one do you think the rank and file would obey?

or do you think that would push them over the edge?

i can just see the wealthy witness woman you know, the real pretentious ones not going out when it rains etc..

Botzwana

Thanks to Pirata for the valuable information....

Once again the line of demarcation is drawn by the society. Christmas is pagan but umbrellas are not yet they both have pagan origins....HUH?

Pisses me off I didn't know this before! Thanks also to IssacAustin! I have COC and In search of now. Quite eye opening! Anyone have Don Cameron's book too? I haven't been back in over a month. It's been great! I have noticed I have met very few REAL witnesses in my life. Ones that reallly love God and try to do the right thing. On the other hand I have been ripped off of money etc. from others. Many times over.

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If society UPHELD the pagan origins of umbrellas would the R and F obey?

by Botzwana in

jw
friends

if the society said that umbrellas were indeed pagan, because their origins are, and you would be dfed if you used one do you think the rank and file would obey?

or do you think that would push them over the edge?

i can just see the wealthy witness woman you know, the real pretentious ones not going out when it rains etc..

Botzwana

If the society said that umbrellas were indeed pagan, because their origins are, and you would be dfed if you used one do you think the rank and file would obey? Or do you think THAT would push them over the edge? I can just see the wealthy witness woman you know, the REAL pretentious ones not going out when it rains etc.

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Ever Disturbed by Something an Elder Said to You Personally?

by Cthulhu in

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i used to go out in service with this particular elder and after a while he developed a habit of saying...disturbing things.

i remember one occasion where he reminisced in rather graphic detail about a handjob some other guy gave him in school.

i recall another service venture when we passed a woman out walking her dog and he asks "do you ever wonder how many women who own dogs have sex with them?

Botzwana

Clearpoisen, HILARIOUS!

Yeah, my father had just died for me refusing to give him blood. The first Elder shows up at the hospital and when he finds out Dad died exclaims out loud...."Well, he didn't take good care of himself anyways..." YEah, GREAT spirtual help there ass...

Then another time when I wanted to write Bethel that this Elder when finding out I wanted to says..."YOU don't wrote Bethel, WE write Bethel!"

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Is the WTBTS having cash flow problems?

by JW GoneBad in

i was at a 2 day circuit assembly this weekend and i was surprised at how many times mention was made directly or indirectly reminding those in attendance (1,600) of the need to give $$$.

even in the soliloquies or skits they seemed to work in the need to give $$$.. it made me wonder if the society is having 'cash flow' problems and hence is desparate for cash.

over the years that i've attended conventions and assemblies the need to give $$$ has been subtle (imo), til now.

Botzwana

This beautiful spirtual sister donated her land to the org because she lived next door with the deal that the KH would be constructed and she could live right next to it all the days of her life. Well....After 17 years the brothers SOLD her land and built a hall much furthur away. She was so disgusted that she changed states. They lied to her.

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