Slidin Fast - "...trying not to barf as this WT paragraph by paragraph tries to character assassinate those who have the temerity to take the emblems...."
Ten bucks says they're priming the rank-and-file for the moment the shitshow gets too much, and the GB (and select "helpers") quietly bugger off to the Caymans...
...one else gets "raptured" because all the other partakers have been not-so-subtly smeared as posers and liars.