Posts by Vidiot

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"We're in the last days!"

by BoogerMan in

not just jw's, but countless others (evangelicals etc.

) are claiming that we're in the "last days.".

but........bible students/jw's have been spouting this fake message since the 19th century!!!!!!.

Vidiot

Seems like the world has been on the cusp of The End ever since The Beginning.

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Why Is Watchtower (Supposedly a Family Friendly Christian Publisher) Obsessed with Oral Sex?

by Sea Breeze in

if you do a search on the wt website and type in "oral sex", you will get 69 results.

https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/s/r1/lp-e?q=oral+sex&p=par&r=occ&st=a .

why does the wt.

…I was actually relieved when CDs became the mainstream form of music storage and playback, just because you couldn’t play ‘em backwards, and the backmask-panicmongers would finally have to shut the fuck up…

…and I was still in at the time.

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Why Is Watchtower (Supposedly a Family Friendly Christian Publisher) Obsessed with Oral Sex?

by Sea Breeze in

if you do a search on the wt website and type in "oral sex", you will get 69 results.

https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/s/r1/lp-e?q=oral+sex&p=par&r=occ&st=a .

why does the wt.

Vidiot

Balaamsass2- “Watchtower reminds me of a cheap Tabloid newspaper. Everything is sensational, salacious, and ‘new’ showing the world is coming to an end.....any...day...now....any day...”

Good catch.

I never realized that before, but yeah… and the Satanic Panic of the 80s were the benchmark…

…they were ready to print the most outrageous rumours and unsubstantiated horseshit that can be spun to support their ideology…

…with a “heapin’ helpin’” of FoxNewsian manufactured panic and outrage (before that was even a thing).

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League of Nations as the disgusting thing that causes desolation

by xaminewt in

so, the organization says the “disgusting thing that causes desolation” in daniel 11:31 is the united nations being set up in 1945, but in daniel 12:11 when they interpret the 1,290 days they say it’s the league of nations in 1919. please could someone play devils advocate and tell why this could be anything but inconsistent?

.

Vidiot

When all else fails…

…numerology.

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Why Is Watchtower (Supposedly a Family Friendly Christian Publisher) Obsessed with Oral Sex?

by Sea Breeze in

if you do a search on the wt website and type in "oral sex", you will get 69 results.

https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/s/r1/lp-e?q=oral+sex&p=par&r=occ&st=a .

why does the wt.

Vidiot

BTW…

…whoever said the Org was “family friendly”?

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Mormon's go door to door

by truthseeker in

jw
friends

http://www.rapidcityjournal.com/articles/2006/12/20/news/features/908features.txtmormon missionaries proselytize despite hurdlesby mary garrigan, journal staff writerat 5 p.m., the thermometer reads 103 degrees in the shade, and elder jeff pyper, a burly young mormon missionary with the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints, has been knocking on doors in a rapid city neighborhood all afternoon.. .

angie friedt and her daughter, landry, 6, answer a knock at the door of their rapid valley home from three missionaries of the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints.

(steve mcenroe/journal staff).

Vidiot

aqused12345 - “Today’s Mormon religion is thus a combination of biblical elements, alleged ancient and modern American revelations, a rationalist theology, a new priestly hierarchy, Masonic rites, and Puritan morality.”

Jeezus, that’s one helluva recipe.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

by jwundubbed in

i found out recently that michelangelo's painting of adam on the sistine chapel depicts him without a belly button.

i had never noticed this before and it makes sense that neither adam nor eve would have belly buttons, not having been born in the usual way.

then i realized all the first animals were created rather than born, according to the religious views of the origin of life.

Vidiot

I’m gonna need a significant passage of time just to process that analysis.

😏

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

by jwundubbed in

i found out recently that michelangelo's painting of adam on the sistine chapel depicts him without a belly button.

i had never noticed this before and it makes sense that neither adam nor eve would have belly buttons, not having been born in the usual way.

then i realized all the first animals were created rather than born, according to the religious views of the origin of life.

Vidiot

“Semantic Paradox” sounds like a 90s alt-rock band name.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

by jwundubbed in

i found out recently that michelangelo's painting of adam on the sistine chapel depicts him without a belly button.

i had never noticed this before and it makes sense that neither adam nor eve would have belly buttons, not having been born in the usual way.

then i realized all the first animals were created rather than born, according to the religious views of the origin of life.

Vidiot

Nope, the egg.

Birds evolved from dinosaurs.

Which laid eggs.

Before chickens did.

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Why Is Watchtower (Supposedly a Family Friendly Christian Publisher) Obsessed with Oral Sex?

by Sea Breeze in

if you do a search on the wt website and type in "oral sex", you will get 69 results.

https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/s/r1/lp-e?q=oral+sex&p=par&r=occ&st=a .

why does the wt.

Vidiot

“Whatever you do, don’t think about pink elephants!”