this morning i was in our front yard sitting down pulling weeds when i saw 3 people slowly walking on the sidewalk in my direction.
2 of them were young, handsome, clean shaven, wearing nice crisp white shirts and perfectly tailored black slacks.
they could have been mormons except.... there was a 60ish portly woman wearing a frumpy dress and ugly sandals.
3rdgen - “…2 of them were young, handsome, clean shaven, wearing nice crisp white shirts and perfectly tailored black slacks.... There was a 60ish portly woman wearing a frumpy dress and ugly sandals…”
She was actually alone.
The two young, handsome, clean-cut guys were obviously her invisible angelic bodyguards, there to make sure you didn’t rape, murder, and cannibalize her - not necessarily in that order - and they only allowed you to see them.
The (urban) legends are true.
anyone heard from him?
he hasn't been active for over a week.
probably on holiday but would be nice to know everything's okay 🤔 .
Simon - “…chasing puppies around the yard.”
So that’s why you’ve seemed so uncharacteristically upbeat lately.
Id’ve thought you’d gotten fed up with, well, everything, and gone to live in a bunker off the grid somewhere in Nunavut by now.
Puppies make everything better, though.
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if you do a search on the wt website and type in "oral sex", you will get 69 results.
https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/s/r1/lp-e?q=oral+sex&p=par&r=occ&st=a .
why does the wt.
Riley - “The 69 results is not by accident…”
I wondered.
I wouldn’t put it past some smartass PIMO IT guy at Warwick surreptitiously tweaking the entries on the WT servers to make sure any searches turn up that specific number.
If so, props.
Ain’t no resistance like passive resistance.
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https://youtu.be/ksw9ujgm2i0?si=ruesgp-s6evmpdik.
as a second pandemic is now in the horizon mpox or monkey pox as they like to call it, it is important to scrutize the advise the governing body provided last time around with covid and how they sided 100% with the governents and their medical directives and lockdowns and how they imposed one-sided narrative in congregations around the world even threatening elders who refused to obey their direction....
“Monkey Pox” would be an awesome name for a punk rock group.
"misinformation, disinformation, science, this antiscience, uh conspiracy theory, these are propaganda terms.".
'don't use them' he says.
@ 19:33. https://youtu.be/miauulndllq?t=1173.
Far as I’m concerned, John of Patmos was the OG Conspiracy Theorist.
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not just jw's, but countless others (evangelicals etc.
) are claiming that we're in the "last days.".
but........bible students/jw's have been spouting this fake message since the 19th century!!!!!!.
Seems like the world has been on the cusp of The End ever since The Beginning.
if you do a search on the wt website and type in "oral sex", you will get 69 results.
https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/s/r1/lp-e?q=oral+sex&p=par&r=occ&st=a .
why does the wt.
A semi-related note…
…I was actually relieved when CDs became the mainstream form of music storage and playback, just because you couldn’t play ‘em backwards, and the backmask-panicmongers would finally have to shut the fuck up…
…and I was still in at the time.
if you do a search on the wt website and type in "oral sex", you will get 69 results.
https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/s/r1/lp-e?q=oral+sex&p=par&r=occ&st=a .
why does the wt.
Balaamsass2- “Watchtower reminds me of a cheap Tabloid newspaper. Everything is sensational, salacious, and ‘new’ showing the world is coming to an end.....any...day...now....any day...”
Good catch.
I never realized that before, but yeah… and the Satanic Panic of the 80s were the benchmark…
…they were ready to print the most outrageous rumours and unsubstantiated horseshit that can be spun to support their ideology…
…with a “heapin’ helpin’” of FoxNewsian manufactured panic and outrage (before that was even a thing).
so, the organization says the “disgusting thing that causes desolation” in daniel 11:31 is the united nations being set up in 1945, but in daniel 12:11 when they interpret the 1,290 days they say it’s the league of nations in 1919. please could someone play devils advocate and tell why this could be anything but inconsistent?
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When all else fails…
…numerology.
if you do a search on the wt website and type in "oral sex", you will get 69 results.
https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/s/r1/lp-e?q=oral+sex&p=par&r=occ&st=a .
why does the wt.
BTW…
…whoever said the Org was “family friendly”?
