Beards and neckties on guys, trousers on girls, and now toasting are optional, now…
…witnessing is just parking it next to a cart, saying “hi” to randos, pointing to a website, and checking a box, now…
…attendance is just Zooming in and tuning out, now.
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I think I know what’s going on.
The GB is “wisely and magnanimously” lifting all these “burdens” from the rank-and-file’s shoulders (whilst plastering their names and faces on everything)…
…they want to be viewed as heroes to the rank and file.