I just remembered a long time ago when an older sister I once knew was constantly complaining about how the federal government had “banned” corporal punishment.
Eventually, I got so goddamned sick of hearing it I finally said, “wow, you must’ve really liked it, considering how much you complain about how you miss it” (paraphrasing, but not much).
The look on her face was fucking priceless.
More importantly, I said this in front of the whole bookstudy group and did not get in any trouble for it…
…and she never brought the subject up again.