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  Hi, I am Zach.

  by WhatAboutWatson in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so i am a bit unsure of where exactly to post this introduction.

  but i am friends with d, who in fact is sitting right next to me at the moment.

  we both banter in the computer lab at the college we go to and well i figured, i would register here as well.. i have no filter which well could be downfall.

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  WhatAboutWatson

  What is this, "making out?" you speak of Brother Dan?

  Is it the act of tongue kissing with Barry Manilow playing in the background?

  If so, I do enjoy.
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  The Mormon Girl and I: A poem

  by WhatAboutWatson in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  once upon a time, a couple months ago.

  there was this girl, mormon, who i wanted to get to know.

  so, what i did was, make eye contact but not actually speak.

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  WhatAboutWatson

  Once upon a time, a couple months ago

  There was this girl, Mormon, who I wanted to get to know

  So, what I did was, make eye contact but not actually speak

  To some men, this method is considered weak.

  It took a while and we eventually spoke,

  it was swell! it was grand! I let it soak in and I thought to myself

  Wow, I think we might have something.

  Until I did my research and I realized,

  she was a burnt muffin

  and discovered, we're polar opposites.

  I curse

  I have tattoos

  I listen to Sage Francis

  There's no way I could around this new trouble

  So I stopped talking to her

  which actually led to a more social her around the land

  unfortauntely due to me being completely terrified

  I decided

  I could not be her man.
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  Hi, I am Zach.

  by WhatAboutWatson in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so i am a bit unsure of where exactly to post this introduction.

  but i am friends with d, who in fact is sitting right next to me at the moment.

  we both banter in the computer lab at the college we go to and well i figured, i would register here as well.. i have no filter which well could be downfall.

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  WhatAboutWatson

  Thank you all for the welcomes! I hope this place becomes a humble abode.

  Joilette, I give you my hand.
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  Sexual Repression 101. Pure WT Gold: Wednesday's Daily Text.

  by Open mind in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  wednesday's daily text was a masterpiece.

  each sentence just added another layer of sexual guilt and repression.

  i could go off for at least another 500 words but i'll stop.. .

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  WhatAboutWatson

  Sex is something all men desire. I say men because well we desire it more. We think with our dicks and not our actual brains. This isn't the case for everybody obviously. I see attractive women all the time at school but I don't automatically want them to automatically meet my hammer.

  Someone shouldn't have the power to repress sexual urges. They're apart of life. I understand how the act could be considered "sinful" but to me at least it's not.

  To me, Sex is like Europe's song "The Final Countdown". It's the climax.
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  Dear God . . . .

  by mimimimi in

  1. social
  2. humour

  dear god, my prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body.

  please don't mix these up like you did last year.

  amen.

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  WhatAboutWatson

  Dear God,

  Skeeter1's name reminds me of something. Bring back to Nick the show "My Cousin Skeeter". You baffoon.

  Thanks again.
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  Dear God . . . .

  by mimimimi in

  1. social
  2. humour

  dear god, my prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body.

  please don't mix these up like you did last year.

  amen.

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  WhatAboutWatson

  Dylan and the Beatles without a doubt were. But we can't leave Neil behind.
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  "The priest is drunk" from The Life & Times of Tim

  by WhatAboutWatson in

  1. social
  2. humour

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khf6a8fwg6c.

  so i am unsure if you guys will find this humorous.

  but i am a huge fan of this show.

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  WhatAboutWatson

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhF6A8fwg6c

  So I am unsure if you guys will find this humorous. But I am a HUGE fan of this show. It will be returning sometime soon hopefully to HBO.

  "Make the lord laugh Timmy!"

  Hopefully I'm not alone in finding this brilliant.
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  Dear God . . . .

  by mimimimi in

  1. social
  2. humour

  dear god, my prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body.

  please don't mix these up like you did last year.

  amen.

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  WhatAboutWatson

  Brotherdan,

  Neil Diamond is one of the greatest song writers in the history of mankind. Only he could write a song that makes for a great introduction.

  "Helllllllooooooo my friendddd!"

  or if they're new, "Hellooooooooo my soon to be friendddddddd!"

  God. Please convince Neil to do a new album.
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  Dear God . . . .

  by mimimimi in

  1. social
  2. humour

  dear god, my prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body.

  please don't mix these up like you did last year.

  amen.

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  WhatAboutWatson

  Dear God,

  Will you make Neil Diamond relevant again?

  Thanks.
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  Hi, I am Zach.

  by WhatAboutWatson in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so i am a bit unsure of where exactly to post this introduction.

  but i am friends with d, who in fact is sitting right next to me at the moment.

  we both banter in the computer lab at the college we go to and well i figured, i would register here as well.. i have no filter which well could be downfall.

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  WhatAboutWatson

  Brotherdan, I fear the idea of being converted. True story, a local politican came to my door in hopes of persauding for me to vote for him. I was nervous though opening the door because it feared it might be a JW. Mean? yes. But I probably would have let them talk and give them the thought they're doing a good job but that's just mean. I know deep down though like you said, they try to be happy.