We had another Brother(tm) who asked why we had a wire cage behind the letterbox. the usual answers was that it is a better way of collecting the mail etc etc.
He said, 'No. It's to stop people putting hose-pipes through the letter box and flooding the hall.'
There was a stunned silence. So many questions spring to mind. Where would they attach the hose for one?
These people are bloomin' bonkers....and they hold high rank inthe Jobos.