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  10 Things you'll never hear a man say....

  by LB in

  1. social
  2. humour

  1>sex is overrated.

  2>i don't want to go too far on the first date.

  3>yes, i did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.

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  ladonna

  And No Woman will ever die from a Viagra overdose

  Typical
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  10 Things you'll never hear a man say....

  by LB in

  1. social
  2. humour

  1>sex is overrated.

  2>i don't want to go too far on the first date.

  3>yes, i did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.

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  ladonna

  OK LB

  All's fair in.......

  Things Women Never Say

  You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

  That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos again?

  I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

  The new girl in my office is a stripper; I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

  While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

  Bar food again? Kick ass!

  It's only the third quarter; you should order a couple more pitchers.

  That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.

  I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.

  I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's Day!

  Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

  You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly.

  Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass!

  I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

  Damn! I love it when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.

  You are so much smarter than my father.

  If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch SportsCenter.

  Honey, pull my finger!

  Ana

  Manners require time, and nothing is more vulgar than haste.
  —Ralph Waldo Emerson Anon
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  Good news about my dad !

  by Simon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  first off, many, many thanks for all the help & support over the last week or so.

  it has been a tremendous help.

  apologies if i haven't replied to every email i'd had .

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  ladonna

  (((((((Simon)))))))))

  I am so happy for you. I was in chat with Ang the other morning and she was so worried about you.
  Happy for your Dad, too . You are going to have to show him your ways. I mean slower more easy-going ways.

  Ana....love to Ang and kidz, too

  Manners require time, and nothing is more vulgar than haste.
  —Ralph Waldo Emerson Anon
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  vegetables

  by larc in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  question one: what is your favorite vegetable?.

  question two: do you think some vegetables are phallic symbols?

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  ladonna

  Vegetables,

  So many; all yummy! But I'd have to say marinated raw Capsicum.
  Next would be Cauliflower with cheese sauce, or raw....anyhow it comes.
  I love my potato as well.

  Phallic symbols?

  Symbolic of a phallus could be cucumbers ect...so yes, I suppose they can be.

  Ana

  PS...Unc Bruce...errrrr...I think a tomato is a fruit!

  Manners require time, and nothing is more vulgar than haste.
  —Ralph Waldo Emerson Anon
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  fruit

  by larc in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what is your favorite fruit.

  i like cherries myself, if you get my drift.. aint't life grand, and isnt't fluff wonnerful.

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  ladonna

  Without a doubt, Passionfruit. Cutting it in half and sucking the inside.

  MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  Ana

  Manners require time, and nothing is more vulgar than haste.
  —Ralph Waldo Emerson Anon
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  My story...well part of it anyway

  by kenny2 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  it has occurred to me that ive been here long enough and have met many of you whose company i really appreciate.

  i see people come in since i have been here and am inspired and impressed at the courage they have for giving their stories, their experiences and the freedoms they now have paid for by a cost that only a cult survivor can really appreciate.. so with that inspiration, here is my story.... i have very little memory of before i was 5. i do remember christmas morning one year to wake up to a ton of toys and that was cool.

  i remember having my stomach pumped once because i got into some kerosene and thought id pour myself a glass.

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  ladonna

  ((((((Kenny)))))))

  Thankyou for sharing your story. I must admitt I can relate to you not being sorry your Mother's new husband's death.

  Just so glad you never died from the accident and that you're here among people that really care.

  Ana
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  BALAAM SMACKS THAT ASS!!! part (2)

  by cellomould in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  last post we asked this question:.

  did balaam incite israel's men to lust after the midianite women?.

  part (1) can be found here:.

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  ladonna

  Cello,

  Good reading! You have obviously put a lot of research into this.
  Keep it up.

  Ana
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  whipping or not whipping?

  by Julie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in light of the bru-ha-ha we recently endured over what began as and elder culpability issue gone awry, i thought i would present some words of wisdom written some time ago on this very board.

  apparently some poster had had a visit by some elders and had felt ganged up on.

  he described this as getting a "whipping", much like we have seen recent allegations of someone here being recently used as a "whipping boy" for another poster.

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  ladonna

  Julie,

  Thankyou so much for sharing your involvement with the JW's. I had no idea and was merely curious. I had wanted to ask before but it slipped my mind, especially during the Christmas, New Years period.

  But when you write

  Ladonna, you seem to be a bit irritated that I was never a JW and you seem to imply I cannot possible relate to your "issues", therefore having no business posting here.

  I am completely at a loss for words.

  Julie, as you are well aware, there is NO vocal tone to words that are typewritten. I had no malicious intent and am saddened to read your accusations.

  I hope this meets your criteria Ladonna for me to continue associating with you all. I think it is common knowledge that those outside of the WT actually know more about it than those in. I mean how many loyal JWs do you think know about the UN thing? I am horrified at what this org. does, was extremely disappointed to learn the truth of it too. Lost what I considered a valued friend too.

  This was cruel and senseless Julie. I can hardly believe you are writing this. Guess I don't want to believe it.

  Despite all of that, I am truly happy that you are doing so well due to all your learning at H2O and this forum. You are correct, these are excellent avenues of learning. All the best in your chosen field.

  As for the UN mess the WTS has themselves into, they know about it alright, they just hide their head in the sand like Ostriches. (sp)

  Ana
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  Suicide and other Fluff part1

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my younger sister ran up to me in the yard, tears running down her cheeks.

  "it's mum .. come quick" she pleaded.

  i ran inside and there was mum spread out on the bed, pills and empty tablet bottles all around her.

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  ladonna

  ((((((((Uncanny))))))

  (((((((JayHawk)))))))

  (((((((Englishman)))))))

  (((((((Unc)))))))

  Ok you guys, you may not want the hugs or kisses, but you got 'em anyway
  Seeing as you don't have my passcode, you can't take 'em away either.....!!!!!

  I am so sorry you have "all" had to suffer so much. Sometimes life sux, and I don't mind admitting that.

  For any others that have gone through the same thing with loved ones........hugs and smoochies to you too.
  No one should have to suffer this kind of pain.

  Love,
  Ana
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  whipping or not whipping?

  by Julie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in light of the bru-ha-ha we recently endured over what began as and elder culpability issue gone awry, i thought i would present some words of wisdom written some time ago on this very board.

  apparently some poster had had a visit by some elders and had felt ganged up on.

  he described this as getting a "whipping", much like we have seen recent allegations of someone here being recently used as a "whipping boy" for another poster.

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  ladonna

  Julie,

  I ask the same question as Magog. What is your point? What are you getting at? What do you hope to acheive?

  I would also like to know, if you don't mind sharing, how you could relate to much of what we feel when you have stated in one of your posts that you have never been a JW?

  Ana