LaDonnaAna

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  Sex Test

  by butalbee in

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  these are questions concerning your sexual habits and appetites when it comes to sex.

  pick the answer that best describes you.post your reply.

  this is a test, results will follow.... 1. how many times a wk do you get wild and naked?.

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  LaDonnaAna

  Butalbee,
  I can only answer these for when I am with my fiance`===most of the time

  1. How many times a wk do you get wild and naked?
  a. 10 or more
  b. once or twice
  c. zero(I am a single Jehovahs Witness)

  #A

  2. How many times a wk do you pleasure yourself?
  a. constantly
  b. sometimes
  c. never(you read the bible to satisfy yourself)

  #B

  3. Do you want more or less sex in your life?
  a. more(no matter how much you're gettin', it ain't enough)
  b. less(no matter how much you're gettin', it IS too much)
  c. none(you study the AWAKE, and feel totally satisfied)

  #A

  4. How many times a day do you fantasize about sex?
  a. all day
  b. couple times a day
  c. read WT literature when the urge strickens you

  #B....whew that man of mine's hot

  5. How would you rate your sex life?
  a. 7-10 WOW
  b. 3-7 hit or miss
  c. 0-3 "the one minute man"

  #AAA

  6. How would you describe your sex life?
  a. hot and frequent
  b. luke warm, but satisfying
  c. what sex life?

  #AAA

  7. When you have an orgasm, do you:
  a. scream or moan
  b. scratch or curse
  c. what's an orgasm?

  #A+#B...sorry Butl....but it's true

  8. Do you know what the butterfly flick is?
  a. foreplay
  b. afterplay
  c. something that was on the National Geographer channel

  #A..

  9. If your lover could not perform, what would you do:
  a. self-gratify yourself as needed
  b. life size blow up doll
  c. that's ok, who needs sex?

  #A

  10. Favorite position?
  a. likes to make up new ones as we go
  b. whatever fits the mood
  c. only what is approved by the WT

  #A...but #B sometimes applies I guess...

  Oh well, not straight A's like Sky
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  Studying all over again

  by ozziepost in

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  ana raised a very moot point on an earlier thread and so i thought i'd bring it up for discussion.

  (see, ana, i don't always go back to where i last was!!!).

  anyway, the points made were these:.

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  LaDonnaAna

  Ozz,

  Thanks for this thread

  I actually went so far as to study evolution in depth. I also find that having one's whole family as dubs DOES lead me to believe that I need to have answers at my fingertips.

  Prior to my shunning I actually managed to have my adopted father and mother unable to answer questions on a lot of points I mad. They said they had to ask the elders. Well, guess what?? The elders couldn't answer those questions either!!!

  I was caught on this site....and that was the end of me...oh well....

  But the other day I had a call from my father...he said he was worried about me and didn't know why. When I told him what had happened he was very understanding....and I really do not know if the shunning has been lifted.......they always lift it at some time...I am just tired of the pick me up, put me down, lifestyle.

  Thanks again for this post Oz....and Oz? You really are "nuttier" than I. You DID go back to Larc's thread or you wouldn't have known what I wrote....DUH!!!!!!

  I'm not that stupid to fall for that trick, Oz..

  Ana
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  What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!

  by ladonna in

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  lilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".

  i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.

  and.....it's time i had a fluff post.

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  LaDonnaAna

  I guess it's only fair for me to say what I look for in a man......

  Intelligent.
  Sense of humour.
  Loved or loves his parents.
  Loves children.
  Has interests of his own, no matter what they are.
  Cares and/or likes animals...a must if he's going to put up with me!
  Takes care of physical appearance.
  Has an interest in others/caring.
  Senses my mood changes.
  Shares tears and happiness with me.
  Share good chemistry with me...I think this is important.
  Enjoys being pampered
  Loves affection...lots of it.
  Gives affection.
  Likes spending time with me, but also likes his own company on occassion.
  Is exciting in bed and has a sex drive that equals my own.
  Loves to make love on impulse.

  Looks are not important to me, but I like men with beautiful eyes, and beautiful hands; masculine hands that have touched the earth.
  I like a man that loves to be touched.

  The type of man that will be dead tired from work and yet will get up and cook me bacon, eggs and tomato....and think I didn't notice.
  He'll smile at me sensually and I'll pretend I didn't notice.
  He'll put out water for birds, and I'll pretend I didn't notice.
  He'll make coffee with loads of cream when it should have been my turn; I'll pretend I didn't notice.
  He'll chase me through vineyards when I'm crying, and I'll pretend I didn't notice.
  He'll light sensual candles, put on soft music, and I'll pretend it is ordinary.
  He'll love me in the night, and I'll ask him if I dreamed.
  He'll tell me he loves me, but I allow it to pass as if I didn't notice.
  He'll bring me a red rose.....he saw I noticed.....and I pretended I didn't notice him noticing my tears.
  He'll ask me to marry him on a day I look ghastly; a day I am covered in water, hair all touseled, and crying about something I don't remember. I will feel like the happiest woman on earth.
  I will get on a plane, fly away, if only for a while, he will follow the plane in his car with his hand raised in farewell as it flies higher and higher; my hand pressed against the window, tears blinding my view......and we will both know we noticed.

  That is love
  Ana
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  This Thing Called Me

  by Frenchy in

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  this thing called me.

  there are times when my soul is like the placid pond .

  and there are times when it boils like the raging sea.

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  LaDonnaAna

  Frenchy,

  You are going to end up owing me a box of tissues

  Beautiful......

  Ana
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  Poetry

  by LittleToe in

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  maelstrom of emotion.

  my heart doth burst asunder, when by thy grace it acts.

  a confused piece of beating flesh.

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  LaDonnaAna

  LT,

  You ask why so little replies are made to poetry threads.

  Sometimes there is nothing to say, except maybe shed a few tears like I did with yours.

  That is the highest compliment, but maybe just a few lines to the writer to let them know we read it.
  It's hard to fess up to tears on the net.

  Just keep writing....
  Ana
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  Blessing or a curse?

  by Princess in

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  > once there was a young boy who lived with his father in a.

  > "poor me!

  poor me!

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  LaDonnaAna

  Rachel,

  That was really beautiful.

  Thankyou,
  Ana
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  Apostate web site ink stamps!

  by DanielHaase in

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  i wish i could remember who originally posted this idea a few weeks back so i could give credit where credit is due.

  but i thought it was such a great idea, i figured why the hell not?

  so i went up to the local office depot, where you can buy ink stamps that you set the letters yourself.

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  LaDonnaAna

  Daniel,
  This is not only a funny idea, but could be quite effective where magazines are left placed in strategic places.

  Ana
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  My article was published

  by RunningMan in

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  2. friends

  much to my surprize, i received an e-mail from a webzine this morning, telling me that one of my articles was published.

  they must be very hard up for material.. it is on the subject of "the women of the bible".

  it outlines some of the gender discrimination of the bible, and highlights a few inconsistancies in some of the bible stories that mention women.. if anyone is interested, it can be found at: http://www.liberator.net/.

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  LaDonnaAna

  Great Work Running,

  Very Funny too. Many congrats...

  Ana
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  Care to share your sexiest......

  by WindRider in

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  2. relationships

  what is the most romantic/sexiest thing you've ever done?.

  for me, one of the most daring things i've ever done was to pick up my boyfriend at the bus station wearing only my raincoat and high heels.......when we got in the car i gave him a peek at what was under the coat.

  we didnt make it any farther than a nearby dimly lit parking lot without laying down the seats and steaming the windows.. ok; who's next?.

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  LaDonnaAna

  Comf,
  You rotter!!!!!!!

  I am NOT telling

  Ana
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  Explanation Of New Light?????

  by LaDonnaAna in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you can copy your post below to make sure it is not lost:.

  at least this jw "tries" to explain the constant ever changing "new light".

  http://www.geocities.com/ekron35/light.html.

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  LaDonnaAna

  You can copy your post below to make sure it is not lost:

  At least this JW "tries" to explain the constant ever changing "new light"

  http://www.geocities.com/ekron35/light.html

  To find a whole host of JW homepages, visit....

  http://directory.google.com/Top/Society/Religion_and_Spirituality/Christianity/Denominations/Jehovah's_Witnesses/Personal_Pages/

  Ana