being a jehovahs witness is getting easier with each worldly year that passes.
time is not getting shorter but meetings are, along with assemblies.
in my day the closing prayer lasted longer than the whole modern assembly.
As Witnesses are regularly told not to serve with a date in mind,
An older JW came to my door and when I questioned her about all the failed armageddon prophecies, she never denied them. She simply said the above.
I agreed with her. Then I asked her with this in mind, if it was fair for the JWs to promise MILLIONS NOW LIVING that they would never die.
She had about the saddest look on her face I've ever seen.
yep, they said it.
hundreds of thousands of people will flee to alaska as a refuge state.
the natural resources are for the lower 48 as a refuge.
I dig the way she dresses like a mennonite at church and a slut at parties. Last week there was a picture of her in a short so skirt I swear I saw a beaver sticking his head out.
It's almost like McCain went to bed, thought, FCUK! I've got to get a pretty white woman to trump Obama's Old White Guy running mate.
numbers 25:1 "now israel was dwelling in shit'tim.
then the people started to have immoral relations with the daughters of mo'ab".
it's like i can almost hear beavis and butthead laughing and saying he said they were dwelling in shit'tim.
I always loved the one at Genesis 30:37, wherein Jehoober displays his vast knowledge of Mendelian genetics:
I just snort laughed. OMG this thread's funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxlczowllh8&feature=related.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvsyayuvaby&feature=related.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piyc7zbmrji&feature=related.
LOL My 6 year old loves Holy Diver.
about 9 tonight, i found my bay gelding papas, down in a cattle guard.
he was tangled up ...and broke both his left legs.
he tried to get up for me.... needless to say.......... my neighbor, helped me get the body out... and they will bury him for me out in the big back pasture tomorrow.. wait for me on the green pap..
I found my bay gelding Papas, down in a cattle guard. He was tangled up ...and broke both his left legs.
I am really sorry. Truly. ((((hug))))
pioneer hour change is legit.
letters are being mailed out soon to all congregations for announcement in early october right before the tract campaign starts.. .
elimination of circuit overseers.
Many District Overseer’s and some “Circuit Overseers” are getting along in years and slowing down. There is a need for several more suitable replacements.
Say it with me. They aren't "getting along in years." They are getting OLD. Yes, brought to you by the religion that promised you that you would never get old.
LOL @ Gregor.
islam strictly forbids the waste of seminal fluid through masturbation.
the one who discharges his seminal fluid with his hand is damned.
this evil practice removes the normal bright look of a man's face, and he looks melancholy and dejected.
Beyond the wife and slave woman all ways and means of sexual satisfaction are unlawful
The same article talks about a man being able to have sex with only his wife and any women he owns. Same difference.
Disgusting.
islam strictly forbids the waste of seminal fluid through masturbation.
the one who discharges his seminal fluid with his hand is damned.
this evil practice removes the normal bright look of a man's face, and he looks melancholy and dejected.
Well keep in mind we don't really know their masturbatory customs.
For instance, here in the US, I can safely say very little 'energy' is used up by a man's hand in the act of masturbation.
Now those wacky muslims, for all we know, they are required to do a Dance of the Seven Veils or some such prior to touching their Allah-blessed tool! LOL!
some time back i bought my kid an old retro computer.
it was from the early to mid eighties.
he's into that sort of thing.
You guys are freaking hilarious.
just wondering, is there any information as to how big it was?
how did desert wanders carry around so much gold?
wouldn't it have encumbered them?
Outlaw that was absolutely freaking hilarious.
