Posts by DarioKehl

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My proposal for Mankind to end all doubts...

by James Mixon in

just watch the movie "contact" and it gave me an idea.. our population on earth today 8-9 billion, a day where all of mankind pray, beseech,.

plead for god to show us a sign that he is still up there.

one day all around the world.

DarioKehl

If god exists, he's an asshole.

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You too, invent your "new light"

by coalize in

i had this idea of topic when john aquila made me laugh in one of his post when he said : new light!the governing body has the right to have sex with all the new virgins that get baptized before they get married.. and then i've decided to open this topic to ask this (stupid but funny) question : if you was in the gb, what's the "new light you will want to fight for?

DarioKehl

Every baptized member (regardless of age and income) must tithe 10%.

that means you, little Johnny. Crack open that piggy bank--we have to defend the guy who molested you somehow!

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Candace Conti Settles

by Nitty-Gritty in

hot topic on topix seems to be candace conti settlement.

but it's all quiet here.

are you guys aware that your hero, who was not in it for the money but to change policies, settled without changing anything?

DarioKehl

Nitty-Gritty:

asshole. Candace initially sued for 144,000 pennies, dumbass. (That's $1,400; put down the calculator). It was the jury who raised the award amount to millions. She wasn't in it for the money, she wanted to expose the sickness inside this disgusting cult. And it fucking worked. So will the next one.

and the one after that

and the one after that...

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pissed off my wife today at the assembly..I asked her why the bozo GB member lett has a pinky ring.

by goingthruthemotions in

so at the assembly to day that nitwit lett gave a talk....i noticed right away he had a pinky ring.

i asked my wife what was the purpose of the pinky ring?

and then asked....would jesus wear a pinky?

DarioKehl

In the late 90s/early 2000s, I wore a pinky ring and got a lot of shit for it at the hall.

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What would a Psychoanalyst think about Jehovah's mental health condition?

by Brokeback Watchtower in

i think he would definitely diagnose him with a extremely violent form of narcissism, lugging around a huge shadow of denial, which makes him petty and homophobic, and those 100,000 animal sacrifice orgies he so very much enjoys are a sign of a serious greedy glutton.

no doubt this voracious hunger for burnt flesh of lowly animals stems from the energy need after he experiences a uncontrollable bursts of anger creating a vicious cycle he can not break free of so that the only thing that can save him and turn him less violent is a human sacrifice from his heavenly son incarnate to quell his terrible anger.. maybe some form of oedipus complex too?.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/oedipus_complex.

DarioKehl

He's worse than Nero, Kim Jong Un or Joffrey Baratheon. jehovah is a true monster who beats his meet to burning meat and gets off on killing firstborn sons. I fucking hate his guts.

Google "Dr. Doom vs. Yahweh"

Enjoy and you're welcome.

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Car group stopped by

by All for show in

jw
friends

a car group out in service stopped by.

we don't even live in the territory,not even close.

we happened to be outside with the kids playing.

DarioKehl

This purpose of this mission:

1) gather intel

2) accumulate service time

3) dump appropriate payloads of guilt trips & intimidation tactics

4) report back

mission accomplished

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Reading this might be hard.. Emotionally.. This is the truth...

by Jaewook kim in

every second our watch ticks, thats frequency of our current time.

the frequency will hit our reality every 1 second.. same method for rainbow frequency.. this is where i need your scientists.

need confirmation of change on fact of time.. and this... is truth of jehovah.... under sugar water, blue light will appear on left side.. under salt water, red light will appear on right side.. this concept is same for our heart.

DarioKehl

Uh, what.

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Reading this might be hard.. Emotionally.. This is the truth...

by Jaewook kim in

every second our watch ticks, thats frequency of our current time.

the frequency will hit our reality every 1 second.. same method for rainbow frequency.. this is where i need your scientists.

need confirmation of change on fact of time.. and this... is truth of jehovah.... under sugar water, blue light will appear on left side.. under salt water, red light will appear on right side.. this concept is same for our heart.

DarioKehl

Welcome.

but incorrect. Light VELOCITY is constant (unless it's near an event horizon). Time absolutely is NOT constant. Refer to Einstein's general and special theories of relativity.

the bifurcation of red/blue non-polarized sunlight thru different aqueous solutions is nothing meaningful. It's optics. To correlate that with "red and blue" veins and arteries in the homosapien circulatory system to find some hidden compelling meaning is a non-sequitur and false equivalency. Sure, one frequency of light may fall to the left but so what? What if you view the circulatory system from the other side? Then the analogy is lost.

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