DarioKehl

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  New convention release?

  by Watchtower-Free in

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  DarioKehl

  Nah, dude. It's satire and in the humor section where it belongs. Taste is subjective and varies from person to person. So I say bravo, lol and thanks for sharing.
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  BREAKING NEWS!!!

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  breaking news from co!!

  according to a reliable source, the co in my area says that jws may have been hearing the phrase, "final push" being used.

  what sage advice did this shepherd, duke, and "star" of revelation have to say?

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  DarioKehl

  Hardtobeme: I love that meme. That looks like an actual Kingdom Hall auditorium. Is that picture real?

  simonsays: *you're

  if you can't differentiate contractions from possessive pronouns, no one will believe a thing you say.
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  What Jehovah can't do...

  by C0ntr013r in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  during the rc today i heard this(i am paraphrasing and translating):.

  "jehovah has created the physical universe for us.

  he is a spirit and he can't enjoy physical things so he created it for us alone.

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  DarioKehl

  I thought that psycho motherf***er liked the smell of burning animal fat.
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  Well isn't this a bunch of BS

  by Doctor Who in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  well, our sister congregation just had their co visit this past week.

  on saturday afternoon, i was talking to a couple of ministerial servants in that congregation and they stated that an unmarried brother is not fulfilling to the max what jehovah wants of us.

  they stated that the co went on a tirade that if you are unmarried you are being selfish and not following what jehovah wanted for mankind since he created eve as a compliment for the man.

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  DarioKehl

  Who is the CO? What area is this? On the off chance it's the CO in my city, I will attend this talk and make a gigantic scene when he says that. If true, it is utterly ridiculous.

  selfish? Fuck you, asshole.
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  My proposal for Mankind to end all doubts...

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  just watch the movie "contact" and it gave me an idea.. our population on earth today 8-9 billion, a day where all of mankind pray, beseech,.

  plead for god to show us a sign that he is still up there.

  one day all around the world.

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  DarioKehl

  If god exists, he's an asshole.
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  You too, invent your "new light"

  by coalize in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i had this idea of topic when john aquila made me laugh in one of his post when he said : new light!the governing body has the right to have sex with all the new virgins that get baptized before they get married.. and then i've decided to open this topic to ask this (stupid but funny) question : if you was in the gb, what's the "new light you will want to fight for?

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  DarioKehl

  Every baptized member (regardless of age and income) must tithe 10%.

  that means you, little Johnny. Crack open that piggy bank--we have to defend the guy who molested you somehow!
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  Candace Conti Settles

  by Nitty-Gritty in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  hot topic on topix seems to be candace conti settlement.

  but it's all quiet here.

  are you guys aware that your hero, who was not in it for the money but to change policies, settled without changing anything?

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  DarioKehl

  Nitty-Gritty:

  asshole. Candace initially sued for 144,000 pennies, dumbass. (That's $1,400; put down the calculator). It was the jury who raised the award amount to millions. She wasn't in it for the money, she wanted to expose the sickness inside this disgusting cult. And it fucking worked. So will the next one.

  and the one after that

  and the one after that...
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  pissed off my wife today at the assembly..I asked her why the bozo GB member lett has a pinky ring.

  by goingthruthemotions in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  so at the assembly to day that nitwit lett gave a talk....i noticed right away he had a pinky ring.

  i asked my wife what was the purpose of the pinky ring?

  and then asked....would jesus wear a pinky?

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  DarioKehl

  In the late 90s/early 2000s, I wore a pinky ring and got a lot of shit for it at the hall.
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  What would a Psychoanalyst think about Jehovah's mental health condition?

  by Brokeback Watchtower in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i think he would definitely diagnose him with a extremely violent form of narcissism, lugging around a huge shadow of denial, which makes him petty and homophobic, and those 100,000 animal sacrifice orgies he so very much enjoys are a sign of a serious greedy glutton.

  no doubt this voracious hunger for burnt flesh of lowly animals stems from the energy need after he experiences a uncontrollable bursts of anger creating a vicious cycle he can not break free of so that the only thing that can save him and turn him less violent is a human sacrifice from his heavenly son incarnate to quell his terrible anger.. maybe some form of oedipus complex too?.

  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/oedipus_complex.

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  DarioKehl

  He's worse than Nero, Kim Jong Un or Joffrey Baratheon. jehovah is a true monster who beats his meet to burning meat and gets off on killing firstborn sons. I fucking hate his guts.

  Google "Dr. Doom vs. Yahweh"

  Enjoy and you're welcome.
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  Car group stopped by

  by All for show in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a car group out in service stopped by.

  we don't even live in the territory,not even close.

  we happened to be outside with the kids playing.

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  DarioKehl

  This purpose of this mission:

  1) gather intel

  2) accumulate service time

  3) dump appropriate payloads of guilt trips & intimidation tactics

  4) report back

  mission accomplished