i second that the commenter for that paragraph will be pre arranged and most likely be given by an elders wife.
if they do not take this step, chaos will ensue.
everyone that had to pre study that article today probably read it for the first time, because nobody prereads magazines but us apostates.
so it should have some fresh anger attached to it.
i'd love to be a fly on the wall during that paragraph.
even the reader will feel awkward at reading that out loud. i wanna see everyones body language and physical response went it happens.
it just might pop on a few lightbulbs in the audience. especially if NOTHING happens.